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this is ike

cynical opinionated little son of a bitch

About Me



I am officially the happiest I've ever been.

Ain't that a bitch.

i am in a band called last chance at rampton . you are not.

Speaking of which, go vote for us please...

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have that.

My Interests

..making girls cry, tanks, rhythm, music, stella artois, power tools, thinking, my drumkit, my friends, my records, my lowrider, films, pirates, wizards, giraffes, bowling, cliches, guns, tattoos, poetry and lyrics, odd stuff, the robots off laputa-castle in the sky, vibrations, invader zim, psychology, inventions, adventures, cooking for other people, honesty, laughing so hard milk comes out my nose, getting sayings wrong, slaps, alan partridge, sarcasm, maddox...

I'd like to meet:

..whoever buys me a tank

Music:

i probably spend more time looking in the mirror than listening to music these days, i would like to listen to khanate, harvey milk, windmills by the ocean, brass knuckles for tough guys, whitehouse, wolf eyes, neil perry, get fucked, converge, botch, red sparowes, training for utopia, unwed sailor, slayer, boris, mogwai, alva noto, animal collective, boredoms, ghosts and vodka, hero of a hundred fights, god is an astronaut, asva, sam prekop, the advantage, russian circles, the sea and cake, torche, burial chamber trio, shitstorm, mo ha!, moss, behold... the arctopus, noise, robs impersionation of metallica, perth express, owls, slaps, pinback, tower of rome, stars of the lid, pygmy lush, gaza, rwake, black boned angel, sunburned hand of the man, quintron, hulk, poison the well, ginnungagap, jazkamer, baroness, mono, pita, the national acrobat, sky, OM, crowpath, the chariot, torture wheel, skinless, tortoise, blotted science, the fucking champs, chromatics, black boned angel, capricorns, la mantra de fiqhria , nick cave, switchblade, scissorfight if i'm in the right mood, daughters, jenny piccolo, frank zappa, into the moat, iron monkey, battles, khanate again, grails, minus story, isis, pigdestroyer, the cure, the mae shi, locust, deadguy, tool, ruins, ruinzatovah, ennio morricone, bastard noise, celebration, moving units if i was fucked up, employer, employee, some early blood brothers, the last grade album, milemarker, thin lizzy, minutemen, the first black dahlia murder album, call me lightning, the fucking champs, pageninetynine, a flock of seagulls, the police, mr. bungle, nervous cop, circle of dead children, gregor samsa, pennywise, distophia, june of 44, at the gates, boilermaker, holy molar, the mahavishnu orchestra, everything by old man gloom in a row, hella, the album leaf, neurosis, comets on fire, today is the day, exhumed to slaughter, mastodon, crippled black phoenix, eyehategod, conga fury, rockwell, daniel striped tiger, cryptopsy, mum, el guapo, cattle decapitation, chrome hoof, north of america, head wound city, the ladies, heaven shall burn, party of helicopters, rorschach, burning skies, phil collins/genesis, racebannon, capdown, thorr's hammer, battle of mice, burning witch, john frusciante noise tracks, combatwoundedveteran, trans am, mineral, oxbow, the holy shroud, cephalic carnage, supermachiner, deerhoof, burmese, zeni geva, the red light sting, himsa, orange goblin, shellac, rapider than horsepower, ultra dolphins, white mice, cap'n jazz, an albatross, kid commando, all shall perish, on broken wings, playing enemy, yakuza, black dice, buddy rich, earth, faraquet, ex models, sigur ros, crimson curse, arab on radar, dillinger escape plan everything from under the running board ep, festival of dead deer, a fine boat that coffin!, black sabbath, tortoise, ion dissonance, iron monkey again, do make say think, la mantra de fhiqria a few more times, godspeed you! black emperor, french toast, cult of luna, skullflower, jim o'rourke, wolf parade, goblin, soilent green, the flying luttenbachers, agoraphobic nosebleed, al green, need new body, made out of babies, the VSS, necrophagist, children of bodom, tchaikovsky, the oath, high on fire, the notwist, anal cunt, jawbox, black eyes, nurse with wound, coalesce, oxes, tristeza, frank sinatra, losa, one mile north, the dismemberment plan, swallow the sun, lightning bolt, melvins, supersystem, opeth, table, oneida, liars, king crimson, dream evil, minus the bear, des_ark, oren ombarchi, the chinese stars, the postal service, sunny day real estate, nationale blue, stars are falling, team sleep, mahler, clap your hands say yeah, kyuss, song of zarathustra, dozer, 3 inches of blood, swing kids, chevreuil, rachmaninoff, plot to blow up the eiffel tower, sweep the leg johnny, micah p. hinson, city of caterpillar, aphex twin, boards of canada, don caballero, manowar, sunn0))), simon and garfunkel, polvo, dianogah, haunted, tusk, cephalic carnage, melt banana, american football, otis redding, orthrelm, american heritage, led zeppelin, keelhaul, from a second story window, discordance axis, tears for fears, sex positions, fugazi, bill withers, spazz, miles davis, slint, owen, pantera, zombie apocalypse, knut, pedro the lion, primus, pendulum, meshuggah, les savy fav, early metallica, squarepusher, zao, us maple, queens of the stone age, these arms are snakes, beatles, liars, pelican, goatsnake, louis armstrong, whitehouse, orchid, joan of ark, prurient, hrvatski, lesbian, les savy fav, the paper chase, liu kang, kayo dot, KTL, atomsmasher, phantomsmasher, the jayce and the wheeled warriors theme tune in that order, then i'd listen to the locust again.

Movies:

dead mans shoes

Television:

is for watching dead mans shoes on

Books:

the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy - a trilogy in five parts - douglas adams, catch22 - joseph heller, zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance - robert m. pirsig, chaos - james gleik. the dictionary

Heroes:

clint eastwood, steve coogan, dave gorman, douglas adams, bill hicks, harry hill, george carlin, biff.

My Blog

serious question... how do blind people know when to stop wiping their ass?

no-one can answer this question. no-one i've asked so far anyway. If you're questioning why I'm asking this question, then please be aware that 60% of the answers received so far involve licking ...
Posted by this is ike on Sat, 03 May 2008 03:18:00 PST

People have this annoying habit where they seem to think they know whats best for me.

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Posted by this is ike on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 04:50:00 PST