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Kristoffer

HORROR GARNES

About Me


My Band: www.myspace.com/blacktoothvolda
SOME FINE ASS MUSIC FROM NACKVISION.COM, but on to business: Well for starters, Im a heavy metal guitarist. Have played the guitar since I was twelve years old. the first three years on a guitar school, but it was boring to learn notes so I quit that shit and started to play acdc and metallica. But now adays I mostly make music. Im in a band and were called Black Tooth.. We play heavy metal inspired from Pantera, Slayer Metallica and a little touch of black label. I have 5 guitars total. Dean Dime o Flame, Whasburn Dime332DC(modded), Fender Strat Copy(modded), Washburn x-40 And a classic guitar. But I do other stuff to, Like play the drums and sing. I go to school too. An Art-school that is. Were we paint and draw alot. I like to draw, yes indeed. hm.. I like my computer too ofcourse.. Who dont? old people i guess. But Yeah.. Metal is not everything. I watch alot of series too. Like Family Guy the best i guess. Invader Zim is cooul too. Butha yea.. And I drink alot of beer. I like to get drunk and rock. Thats the most wonderful combination ever. Im Really a Big fan of Dimebag Darrell! Hes the Best EVER! I cant belive hes really gone. but he lives on in our fans hearts. - Check out ma youtube too!


Long Shit About alot of crap. HAH
Full Name Kristoffer Hareide Garnes
You like it? its all gooud..
Birthdate 14.01.89
Height/Weight 1.90cm.. And some more Cushin for pushin!
Eye Color Brown, with some green in the middle. Lawl
Hair Color Brown.
Can you...
Drive? Ofcourse! Im Super!
Drive a manual? Once again, Im Super!
Touch your nose with your tongue? Ooouh.. always wanted to do that.
Cook? Jea. Masterchef
Dance? only when im drunk.
Sing? Im a co-singer.. AND a shower singer! wohou!
Sew? yes I can.. But not Thread it.
Speak another language? Si seneôr.
Have you ever...
Eaten sushi? Nope. NEVAH
Been in love? jepp.
Skipped school? jea
Made prank calls? Ah jea.. man thats fun.
Done illegal drugs? um. yes.
Stolen something worth more than ? 50 Kr? like 5 dollars.. I dont steal, Sober.
Flashed someone? some old ladies. Drunk.
Been drunk? no xvc, nto evvr inn moy- laife.v
Eaten squid? HEAVENS NO!
Been to New York City? HEAVENS NO!
Been to London? HEAVENS NO!
Favorite
Drink Tuborg.. But sumin fancy i guess Jack n Coke or Tequila.
Soda Pepsi Max.. I guess
Food Taco
Restaurant Mama Mia.
Color Lime Green
Artist Pantera
Album Far Beyond Driven
Website www.Bottleguy.com... MMM
The Last
Person to hit you some steoroid jerk
Person you wanted to hit that steoroid jerk
Person you hugged Some Chick
Person you kissed that chick
Person you wanted to kiss you Omg. Youre like a Digging machine!
Country you've been in Norway.. But outlandish.. Rhodos.
Car you've driven Honda Civic
Law you've broken Pirate music
Thing you ate EDAMER CHEESE. on bread. ofcourse.
Thing you drank pepsi To tha max..
Thing you said This is a motherfuckin Invitation..( Lamb of god - Redneck )
Book you read How To kill all anoying Surveys.. HAH
Show you watched Family Guy!!

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My Interests

Shred Licks on my many Axes.. Drink some booze, Fackin stumbeling Around.. You Know its true!! Hang out with ma friends.. Play VideoGames on ma computah.. Drums, Singin, Jogging, Tennis, umm.. Blow stuff up.

I'd like to meet:

Dimebag.. :(Phil Anselmo - pantera, Down, Superjoint.. Rex Brown - Pantera, Ex Rebel m Rebel, Down.. Vinnie Paul - Pantera, Ex Rebel m Rebel, Ex Damageplan.. Zakk Wylde! - Black Label, Ozzy, Black Sabbath.. ++ Max Cavalera - Sepultura, Soulfly.. Lemmy Kilminster - MOTORHEAD!.. Ozzy - Black Sabbath, Ozzy. n shit.. Jason Newsted - Metallica, Rockstar Supernova.. ++ The dudes in cky - Viva la bam, Jackass, Cky.. ZETH MCFARLANE! - FAMILY GUY!! AMERICAN DAD!.. Ian from Antrhax.. +++++

Music:

Pantera, Black Label Society, Sepultura, Soulfly, Superjoint Ritual, Down, Metallica, Acdc, Guns n Roses, Anthrax, Megadeath, Satyricon, Slayer, Children of bodom, Steel Dragon, Breed, Disturbed, HateBreed, Rebel Meets Rebel, DamagePlan, Stonegard, Soad, Tenacious D, The Caruritors, Thulsa Doom, TNT, Vagabond, Trivium, Turbonegro, Tømmermenn, Velvet Revolver, Yngwie Malmsteen, ZZ Top, Gary Moore, Ozzy, Opeth, MötleyCrüe, Motörhead, Mastodon, Lynard Skynard, Led Zeppelin, Kiss, Johnny Cash, Iron Maiden, Joe Satriani, Steve vai, Jimi Hendrix, In Flames, Lamb Of God, Gluecifer, Helloween, Toto, RHCP, Finntroll, Exodus, Edguy, Dire Straits, Dead Kennedys, Murderdolls, Coldplay, Bob Marley, Blood Tsunami, Black Sabbath, Black Debbath, Van Halen, Bathory, Ragnarok, Apocalyptica.

Movies:

PORNO

Television:

Lost Weeds Jackass Smallville Family Guy Viva La Bam Ren & Stimpy The Simpsons American Dad My Name Is Earl Ghost Whisperer Spongebob Squerepants Howard Stern Show Trailer Park Boys Prison Break Invader Zim Little Britian Wild Boys Futurama Invasion Brainiac

Books:

The Book of Cannabis XD

Heroes:

Zakk wylde Joe satriani Damage Karlssen Kerry King Carlos Santana Lemmy Kilmister Angus Young Slash Eric Clapton EuroBoy Steve Vai Kirk Hammett Jimmy page John Petrucci Paul Gilbert Yngwie Malmsteen Øystein Sunde Alexi Laiho Michael Angelo BatioR.I.P Dimebag Darrell Cliff burton Randy Rhoads Johnny cash Jokke Jimmy Hendrix Kurt Cobain

My Blog

GOD DAMMITT

Synnøve has taken the chain on my pants and fastend it to some kind of mathematical mesuring tool. also known as, Rouler. DAMN HER TO HELL! Well we have to have a bet.. ofcourse.. a bet.. always ...
Posted by Kristoffer on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 03:03:00 PST

Stick this in your pipe and smoke it!

Dear Dihorea.. Lately I am begining to think that Svein Elling Aka. Shredding Elling, Is an Trans-sexual. He has given me these Strange looks.. And he HAVE NO PENIS! Hahahahaha.. The man with no...
Posted by Kristoffer on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:40:00 PST