likes: you lady, mozart in A minor, airport tongue, black t shirts, etch-a-sketch, trifectors, chugging beers, cheese burger night, scissors, ensembles, planning ahead, afternoon delights, peeing in the shower, pt cruisers, lightin' it up like christmas' clips, punting, 5am, post scripts, little footballs, the bartender, a girl with a shopping addiction, nik naks, snake charmers, hand signals, rocks you wear, chest imprints, matching tattoos, non regional diction, when my favorite song is sung softly into my ear, side boob, showboating, going streaking thru the quad into the gymnasium, marching band sets, great parking spaces, a hat thief, being wise enough to know when a gift keeps giving, when my lex is held, team building exercises, driving by jim morrison's and houdini's old house, a perfect fit, swans, multi grain nachos, grape gatorade, kebabs on 4th of july, baked beans, world's best grilled cheese sandwiches, skating, singing really loud with the music blasting while driving home, watching flight of the conchords, pet detectives, the running man and the sprinkler, the spider man maneuver, traveling jiddah, rabble rousers, sequels, precision, xmas eve at my place, monday night football, pc basketball games, pulling the bread out of the middle of sandwiches, good soup, good music and expressing myself through it, making funny faces, grey hairs, getting my way, eating healthy, drinking badly, gettin a little toasty dude, hot chocolate, snakes on a belt, stella artois by the pitcher while watching sports, santa margherita pinot, and gavi, my evil laugh, showering in the morning, my family & friends, saying "yeah man", fireworks, ninjas, gorilla masks, marathons, big pictures, fresh starts, freckles, intelligent thoughts, not so intelligent thoughts, driving, sarcasm, warm weather, palm trees, xmas trees, cigars, becks light, home depot, blondes, brunettes & red heads, PYTs, YWBs, TKs, spending money like its going out of style, vacations, showering using sake bomb, banging on the drum all day, the word "tremendous", food on the grill, blueberries, parties, tattoos, beautiful sneakers, sushi (spicy tuna rolls and philly rolls with sake and asahi), dreams, feta cheese, rice, chicken parm, key lime pie, broccoli & cheddar soup, cole slaw, cole slaw substitute, texas roadhouse, sporting events, fucking jager bombs, dressing like an eskimo, finding money in your pocket when you were not expecting it, making people laugh, holidays, surprises, white v neck shirts, sunglasses, girls who wear jeans and wife beaters, something crazy on my arm...all the little things
dislikes: lists, the fig, doing everything around here, getting paged at 5:46am, gettin lumped, escalator stairs that don't move, when people drink through a thermos, middle seats, ants, sweaty handshakes, sick ladies, pink socks, slackin on pimpin, freezing at pee wee hockey, excuses, trains (underground, gravy and hoe), encroachment, haters, katrina with no FEMA, walkways shoveled with ice cream scoopers, savory sausage, asking for seltzer and getting tonic instead, noisy crunches, step aerobics classes gone wrong, the taste when you lick a stamp, loose canons, dukes, anxiety, not sleeping, nightmares if i sleep,waiting in line, waiting in general, being left for dead, unpacking my suitcase, being called sir, condescending tone, racism, the price of gasoline (but not the smell of it...file that under likes too), cleaning my room, putting clothes on hangers, snow, keys in my pocket, junk mail, traffic, gambling, drugs, people with no self respect, shitting where you eat, making cds for people (consider yourself lucky if you have one from me), keeping things bottled up, shortness of breath, that time of the month, when people burp or yell into the phone, blowing your nose at the dinner table, pushing food onto your fork with your finger...use your knife.
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