Karma's a B*tch |
The Wooden BowlI bet you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, maybe a year from now.A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and fo...
Posted by Ranelle on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 01:45:00 PST |
How to grade your dog's food |
Thanks Sheela...hehehehe. How to grade your dog's food: Start with a grade of 100: 1) For every listing of "by-product",...
Posted by Ranelle on Tue, 22 May 2007 07:40:00 PST |
That's why you pack a different lunch every day... |
YOU CREATE YOUR OWN DESTINY (and I pack my own lunch) Let me tell you a story. Three construction workers were on top of theirhalf-finished skyscraper. Rrrrring!" the l...
Posted by Ranelle on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:59:00 PST |
Because that's what beer is for... |
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, and I'd have to quit.Then I caught her spending hella $ on makeup.And I asked how come I had to give up some stuff and she didn't.She said she needed the m...
Posted by Ranelle on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 10:57:00 PST |
simple home remedies from my supervisor |
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself whi...
Posted by Ranelle on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:41:00 PST |
I get hit by bricks all the time... |
A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down w...
Posted by Ranelle on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 08:38:00 PST |
Because mayonaisse is better than ketchup and starbucks... |
"Borrowed" from a close friend to "pass it along," as she would say...'cause I like it... MAYONNAISE JAR and TWO CUPS OF COFFEE When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours...
Posted by Ranelle on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 04:14:00 PST |
state of confuzzlement... |
The Giver, the Taker, and the ________ In the Giver/Taker mindset, Givers always end up with Takers and Takers always end up with Givers. The reason is simple: A Giver, by definition, can't take be...
Posted by Ranelle on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:43:00 PST |
author unkown... |
D I F F E R E N C E S B E T W E E N L O V E A N D L I K E In front of the person you love, your heart beats faster But in front of the person y...
Posted by Ranelle on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:40:00 PST |
i need a haircut... |
A guy went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his legs trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. When t...
Posted by Ranelle on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:31:00 PST |
