This Year, oh this fine year |
1. What did you do in 2004 that you'd never done before?
Bought a house, read Lolita, lost my faith in our medical system and yelled at my doctor, went to a whorehouse, turned 30 and forced mysel...
Posted by Dani on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Zen and the Art of Mothering |
There are moments in life that belong to you and you alone. Though these moments may be in the presence of another person, you find yourself standing alone because these are the moments that are...
Posted by Dani on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Let's get personal |
First job: Lifeguard at Water World USA, during the State Fair and one of the Grateful Dead's last tours. It was cool to see all the naked little kids, but I could have dealt without the naked fat du...
Posted by Dani on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Whores and Right Wing Infants and Gnomes... Oh My! |
Im reneging on my quest to be the next Martha Stewart - a plan I was going to start with the sewing of Lucs Halloween costume. He was going to be Max from Where the Wild Things Are. I know, I kn...
Posted by Dani on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The Bald Devil Fetus |
I had a messed up dream last night. Dont you hate it when youre having this super amazing, fantasy dream and then all of a sudden it turns all Stephen King on you?
In my dream, my frien...
Posted by Dani on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Jay |
Jay Howell
Posted by Dani on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
A Thoroughly Dirty Thirty |
I have been to Amsterdam once before in my life. I turned 1 year old and my folks took me to the city zoo. This time, I turned 30 and my cousins tried to take me to a live, gay sex show. That didn...
Posted by Dani on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I'm at my best when I'm topless |
Thats what it says on the license plate border of the convertible gold sports car Im driving today. The car belongs to my new next door neighbor, Kim. Shes about 52 with, Im guessing here, oh ab...
Posted by Dani on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Stroke me, stroke me |
1.Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me...
Posted by Dani on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Love, Sex and Death |
LOVE
1) Do you believe in true love?
yes
2) Describe your ideal mate
Someone who keeps me interested, makes me laugh, isnt too judgemental or easily irritated, someone whos serious about lif...
Posted by Dani on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
