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Goldfish dont bounce

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

(Updated**- THIS PLACE NEEDS UPDATING DESPERATELY, ILL DO IT WHEN I CAN BE ARSED AND WHEN I REMEMBER HOW) People willing to give me all their credit card details, asylum seekers with lots of money looking for UK citizenship, royalty, literary and linguistic geniuses, lyrical geniuses, evil geniuses, any geniuses are a bonus, hardcore ravers, proper rockers, devil worshippers, religious fanatics; christian and islamic extremists, angry old men, people who tell me where I've fucked up; thanks, lesbians, pimps, transvestites, potential stalkers, wailing banshees, old folks who want to discuss the war, not the weather, people with fetishes that range from anything from flip flops to latex, people with piercings you could put a curtain pole through, russian rock folk singers, dodgy rappers, fat blokes in string vests, porno midgets, bearded ladies, pros, a portugese bastard, the proclaimers, dirty den, chico, ricky martin, howard from the halifax, jeremy kyle and trisha goddard, feargal sharkey hahaha, Howarddddddd... I am still waiting for - people willing to give me all their credit card details, rich asylum seekers, royalty, a pimp, and ricky martin. A (good)drummer would also be useful to sell on for a small profit.

Music:

Pink Floyd, Syd Barrett, Oasis, Radiohead, Stereophonics, Ben Folds... all of the above.

Movies:

Any British comedy will do. Monty Python is superb, esp, Holy Grail. Couple of classics worth a mention are Tarantinos; Pulp Fiction and True Romance. City of God is a really good film & Motorcycle Diaries is also cool. Any Bruce Lee, Dead Mans Shoes, I forgot that, and the film where the womans kid gets abducted by aliens is good, can't remember what that's called. Withnail and I has got to be the worst film I've ever seen, I just don't get it and I'm not ashamed to admit that fact. As you can see I am a film buff, not.

Television:

Yes I have one of these.

Books:

I read books more than I do anything else, crime novels inc. is me, love Coben, Cole, Heller & Ryan. I also love ye olde but goodies enlightening classics wherein speech is sacred to fancy; and e'en though vanquish'd, I'd argue still I tell ye! But on a far more pressing note, if anyone was only to ever read one book in their life, make it Dark Heart by Nick Davies. (Oh and some really clever books by obscure psychological theorists to make me look like an interlechooal so I can blag my way at cocktail parties *pulls hair out*

Heroes:

You say Che, I say Wollstonecraft. You say Marx, I say Woolf.