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Scouse as ye like

Don't cha wish your boyfriend was scouse like me..

About Me

HISTORY
Scouse was brought to Liverpool by Northern European sailors, it was originally called Labskause. This was finally shortened to Skause and over time the spelling changed to the more Anglicised version we have today, Scouse.
The people who ate Scouse were all generally sailors and their families and eventually all sailors within Liverpool were referred to as Scousers. Time has now taken its turn and everyone from the region of Liverpool is known as a Scouser.
Scouse holds a place in the heart of most Liverpudlian's as the taste of their hometown and is still regulary eaten today by a great number of families, including my own.
There are records showing that it was also served to the inmates of the Birkenhead workshouse way back in 1864. The recipe was much simpler then than today's refined version but was predominatly the same staple ingredients - meat, vegatables and potatoes.
Scouse can be ready made and kept for up to 2 days. Keep it covered in a refrigerator and reheat in a saucepan. Most people prefer the added depth of flavour that reheating adds.
Blind scouse was a variation on the recipe below and was eaten by the poorer people, as it was cheaper to make because it did not contain meat.
INGREDIENTS
Serves 4-6 people
Half a Pound of Stewing Steak
Half a Pound of Lambs Breast
A Large Onion
1lb of Carrots
5lb of Potatoes
2 Oxo Cubes
2 Teaspoons of Vegatable Oil
Worcester Sauce
Salt and Pepper
Water
HOW TO COOK
Takes 4 hours of slow cooking
Cut the meat into large cubes and fry in the vegatable oil until lightly browned all over. You may wish to add some Worcester Sauce at this point for added flavour.
Transfer the meat to a large saucepan and add the onion that should have been chopped into large chunks. Follow this by chopping the carrot into medallions and place this on the meat. Peel and then Finely dice 1lb of the potatoes and place on top of the carrots.
Fill the pan with cold water until it is half full. Break up the Oxo cubes and sprinkle into the water. Add salt and pepper for seasoning. Let the pan simmer gently, stirring occasionally. The large pieces of onion will start to break up and the potato will become soft and will make the final sauce thick.
Simmer for a total of two hours, then add the remaining potatoes that should have been peeled and roughly chopped, along with a few splashes of Worcester Sauce. Then simmer for another two hours.
Serve piping hot with red cabbage, beetroot, pickled onions and crusty bread. You may add Ketchup and HP for flavouring.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/28/2006
Band Website: myspace.com/martsspace
Band Members: All songs ripped off and performed by Scouse as ye like.
Influences: LaCoste, Reebok, John lennon, LFC, The Floyd la…
Sounds Like:According to the press and other media:

100% Authentic
Scouse as you like hit the stage once some Ted had warmed the place up. Scouse was there mate, boss trainees on and a bit of River Island and Next gear too. Onto his street sense straight away as he deliberately fucked up playing bass on the other 2 lads' songs and made them look amateur before he took over for his live debut tune. You'll hear it soon enough, they'll be singing it on the Kop next weekend. When he finished the song there was no applause just a room full of 'Is fucking right', 'Boss that lad', 'Sound', 'Yeh, nice one kid', 'Laughing that' and 'Fucking scouse that la, tellin' ye'.

Lacoste Man and Boy
Apparently, he has the LaCoste logo tattooed on his left pectoral, just above the heart.

Liverpool Students Union
We have a book in the foyer that holds all the names of known trouble causes. The book is reviewed and amended accordingly once per academic year. Generally, it's a couple of rugby lads misbehaving and after a term or two out in the wilderness they are allowed to return, that is of course, after they have apologised and promised to adhere to more appropriate code of conduct. However, that's not always the case. Scouse for example, is the first name in the book and his name is accompanied by his fraudulent NUS card. He is serving a life time ban. Thankfully, we don't really see that much of him anymore but occasionally he will turn up outside and proceed to harass the students before verbally abusing the security staff.

KopTalk
Scouse City Who?

BBC Merseyside
Clearly this artist represents a complete lack of talent and/or any original ideas. His signature song 'Scouse as ye like' reinforces this, lyrics such as 'scouse as ye like, head to toe in Nike' and 'giz ye money, I'll be back in ten, scouse as ye like I'm having you off tonight' encourage a stereotype that the people of this city have worked extremely hard to dissociate themselves from.

Gig wise
Ripping off stuff from The Clash, Led Zeppelin, The Bandit, Half Man Half Biscuit. I don't even think he is a real scouser either. My friends friend once gave him a blow job in the toilets of Modo and she says, that he told her, he was from the Wirral.

The Lomax
We barred him ten years ago.

Tony Toenailz
He has no future in music apart from playin the bass. If it had an ounce of talent in there I would give it a bit of praise but sorry cant find any, and I'm not going to listen to it again, bit too much mind polution. Fucks sake its crap, think crap sums it up, well its going in my trash can, crap backing track, vocally inept and basically shit lyrics'

Record Label: Scouse City Records & Park Road Dole Office
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

THE LACOSTE BOUTIQUE FLYS THE CROCODILE FLAG AT HALF MAST...

Yes la, the rumours are true... I am retiring from professional and competitive scouseyness& I'm hanging up the sponkies la, retiring the champions jersey& bowing out at the top& the national heri...
Posted by Scouse as ye like on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 07:35:00 PST

THE DOLE IS MY SHEPARD...

The dole is my Shepard, I shall not work.My giro gets me byBags of green; keeps me stoned As I watch the workers go by My giro lasts me a day or two And then Im out on the robTaxing students and blagg...
Posted by Scouse as ye like on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 01:34:00 PST

The early years...


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30 something...


Posted by Scouse as ye like on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 01:28:00 PST

THE BIG SCOUSE SOAP...

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