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Fabulon Darkness

I'm really just 3 ducks in a man suit

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matty McMatt-Matt
Birthday: Ages ago
Birthplace: Delivery room
Current Location: at the computer
Eye Color: pale blue
Hair Color: Blondy-brown
Height: 6'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Irish/German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Don't love me like they used to
Your Weakness: Mentally handicapped dinosaurs
Your Fears: Are my enemies greatest advantage
Your Perfect Pizza: Haven't met her yet
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Iconic Greatness
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: tgploiuh yi hehe yarg!
Thoughts First Waking Up: food
Your Best Physical Feature: my left hand ring finger nail
Your Bedtime: when sleepiness arrives
Your Most Missed Memory: Playing with my dog, Squeaky RIP
Pepsi or Coke: Mr. Pibb or Dr. Cowabunga
MacDonalds or Burger King: wendys
Single or Group Dates: either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: freshbrewed
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Swear:
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: unfortunately
Do you want to go to College: uhhhhhhh
Do you want to get Married: uggggghhhhhhh
Do you belive in yourself: I'm sure others can account for the fact that I exist
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: hell yeah
Are you a Health Freak: hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: of course
In the past month have you been on Drugs: huh
In the past month have you gone on a Date: haha
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: never!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I wish
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: of course
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: Being struck by lightning on stage at my greatest show ever. Glorious
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Cyborg Tax Attorney
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: smaller than me
Best Clothing Style: be yourself
Number of Drugs I have taken: all of them
Number of CDs I own: no number that big yet
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 10+
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I should rent a warehouse to store my shame
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My Interests

Skin, the number 8, having interests and things, cucumber melon soothing aloe vera with vitamins a, b, and c. Manipulating childrens' nightmares from beyond the grave, porn, talking about myself

I'd like to meet:

RoboCop, The dog from the BUSHES BAKED BEANS commercials, Boba Fett, Myself from the future so I can give me a high five, Damien Hirst, John Frusciante, and many girls

Music:

yes, uh, no. Disco? Metal? this is a hard one

Movies:

Porn and kung fu

Television:

It rots your brain

Books:

Read the the Dark Tower Series by Steven King. Its painful, but beautifully so. Also anything by Chuck Palahniuck

Heroes:

Cobra Commander, Eddie Van Halen, Wilt Chamberlain, Disco Duck, Howard Stern, Marvin Gaye, and my parent's genitalia for brokering the deal of the century.

My Blog

Fabulous

Hey There pretty space people, if you're reading this you're just as lame as I am. If you like spaghetti, write me and profess your love for the god of all pastas. Boing Zamma Tay!
Posted by Fabulon Darkness on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:04:00 PST

Moods

Can somebody please tell me what recumbent means?
Posted by Fabulon Darkness on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 03:24:00 PST