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The Chris Doyle Fan Club

If Mr Alexander can do it, so can I

About Me

Doyle is King. My Mum is the coolest, she collects cats. I am a teacher at CRC Drysdale and love life. I am also Director at Peter Debeen Jititsu Academy and I will Jujitsu you if you touch me. I have a strong resemblence to Derek Zoolander and wish I was a male model. I enjoy long walks on the beach, my Mums head massages, Noodle Box, My Red 'go fast' Subaru, Cats, Salad Rolls, and Herbal Tea. I love teaching cos its the most rewarding Job in the world. The kids all think I am very cool, that I am the best teacher they have ever had. I can't wait for every Monday when i get my edition of 'The Light'. I enjoy going clubbing with my crew to meet ladies and drink Vodka Rasberries, We sometimes even go cruising with town and chill in the eastern Beach carpark or Mac Donalds. I collect Safeway petrol vouchers. Remember kids, "Stay in school".

My Interests

Ju Jitsuing people, Jet Li, Jehovah's witnesses, Uplate game show with Hotdogs, Noodle Box, Protein shakes, Space invaders, Watching Startrek, Stamp Collecting, Bananas, Reading Books, Going to School, School Meetings, Getting "The Light" every monday (damn printers, sometimes I don't get it till wednesday), School Graduation - the biggest night out of the year, School mass - god bless me, My 'go fast' car, Getting my hair done every fortnight, Waxing.

I'd like to meet:

Asians

Music:

Ashanti Beyonce Casey Donovan Dixie Chicks Elton John Fergie Guy Sebastian Hoobastank Iggy Pop J Lo Kasey Chambers Led Zepplen Mick Laurence NERD Olivia Newton John P-Diddy Queen Latifah RHianna Simple Plan Tupac Usher Veronicas Westlife X-men soundtrack Yankovich (weird al) Zoolander Theme

Movies:

To Kill a Mockingbird Saving Private Ryan Whale Rider Gattaca Star Wars All Aussie Adventures How to lose a Guy in ten days

Television:

Neighbours, Home and Away, Queer Eye, GMA, Getaway, Australian Princess, Dancing with the Stars, Australian Idol, Nightline,

Books:

Little Women, Readers Digest Guide to Cat care

Heroes:

The Hoff