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About Me

I wish I'd tried harder.
Procrastination rules supreme.
They say words dont mean anything in the end.
Yet words is all I have.
Girls fail.
Fail. Fail. Fail.
Liking a girl is alot like stabbing yourself in the face.
You're like "Wow, its so nice and shiny. I bet that will feel good." And then 10 minutes later you're rolling on the floor screaming in agony.
Girls dont like cute guys.
If a girl calls you cute, just go home and play Wii. You're never getting any. Ever.
Guitar Hero.
FTW.
Maybe some day, a girl will look at me, and figure it wont be so bad as to degrade herself just to cut the poor kid a break, and therefore go out with me, instead of making up another excuse.
Maybe some day that wont happen. Ever.
I am teh SquidLips.
Hear me roar.

For more information, please contact me on MSN:
[email protected].

My Interests

*My Interests*
- Drama
- Reading/Writing (Short stories, etc.)
- Music (Love my Headphones.)
- Talking with people.
- Movies!!

I'd like to meet:

Some one fictional, because it seems that only in fiction that my heart soars. Its so easy to to hide from the world in the pages of a book. Only to find yourself on the last page, where the words run out, and you look up to realise that its now just another story in your head, instead of a universe where you live, breathe and love. Reality is... I dont know how to finish that sentence.Fat Boy
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Music:

My
- Matchbox 20
- Maroon 5
- Everclear
- Goo Goo Dolls
- Thirsty Merc
- My Chemical Romance
- Emery
- Bloodhound Gang
- Powderfinger
- Red Hot Chilli Peppers
- End of Fashion
- Eagle Eyed Cherry
- S Club 7
- Breaking Benjamin
- Hinder
- Cute Is What We Aim For
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My
- Frank Sinatra
- Nickelback
- Christina Aguleira
- Weird Al Yankohvic
- Jack Johnson
- Jamesw Blunt
- Ronan Keating

Movies:

*My Veiw on Movies*
Anything with a really good dialouge. I seriously cant stand movies with un-intentional cliche's. You can put a cliche in there, and it can be good, but only if it is dilebrate. I dont think there is a Genre that I dont like. I'm into pretty much everything. I have, however, progressed my way through the video shop over the last few years. I've moved from Comedy, to Horror and now I'm pretty firmly set in the Drama section, slightly leaning towards Action for some reason. I am, unfortunately, like the typical guy, and really dig war movies. But not for the reasons other guys like them (ie. just to see blood and gore, so they can prove how manly they are). I'm really into "Spirituality and Identity" I geuss you would call it, and there is something about the primal rush in a war movie. The anticipation of what is coming. Being shocked by graphic images, and feel the actors pain from defeat, or glory from triumph. I geuss it has something to do with me empathizing with people really well. Happens with the chracters in books as well. I geuss I am one of the few people that are actually awareof what they are thinking with they absorb information from a movie. Probably Ms. Kings fault. Ah well, I love movies.

Television:

*My Favorite TV Shows*
- Scrubs
- Family Guy
- Lost
- Grey's Anatomy
- Angel
- Prison Break
- All Saints
- South Park
- NCIS
- Dark Angel
- Arthur!
- Stargate Atlantis
- Jericho
- Thank God You're Here
- Criss Angel
- Happy Tree Friends
- Friends
- Everybody Loves Raymond
- Everybody Hates Chris
- Malcolm in the Middle
- Radio Free Roscoe
- Jane and the Dragon
- Avatar! The Last Airbender
- Neighbours
- Boston Legal
- Arrested Development

Books:

*Oh Lul*
A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

Heroes:

Zach Braff.

My Blog

My long assed book. Currently called "An inconvinient Death"

Tuesday, June 6, 2006 8:45am. The earth rumbles. I lay on the concrete, my ear pushing down firmly, my eyes shut tightly. I can hear the screams. The piercing screams coming from all directions. I tr...
Posted by Squid Lips on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 08:23:00 PST

Any Suggestions for a Title?

She had a terribly slow smile. The kind you love to see, but no matter how hard you try, it always takes a while to creep itself along her lips. ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com...
Posted by Squid Lips on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 04:07:00 PST

Yet another Short Story

Pepsi Max and Late First Kisses "Why don't things ever work out the way that you want them too?" asked Juice, taking another swig from his Pepsi can. "I mean, its almost as if the whole entir...
Posted by Squid Lips on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:47:00 PST

lolkthx... (This will probably be gone soon...)

I'm pissed off right now. And its over something stupid. So stupid that instead of telling you, I'm going to be a pussy-assed, whingy-whining, sooky-la-la, attention-seeking-bitch and cry about a few ...
Posted by Squid Lips on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:18:00 PST

Lamb to the Slaughter.

Well, I wanted to post a blog, but I couldnt actually be bothered writing anything. So instead I went though my folders in my computer and looked for something half decent that I hadnt already posted....
Posted by Squid Lips on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 05:14:00 PST

Christmas sucks.

This year, Mum asked me what I want for Christmas. I couldn't come upwith a single damn thing. Nothing, at all. I went through about 20 catalogs, surfed online, looked in shops, and still, there wasn'...
Posted by Squid Lips on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 02:39:00 PST

Right...?

This is a story that I wrote. I write stories. Its fun. You should try it. I think I'm going to make a book with all the short stories I write. Enjoy. Their blades intertwined in a frightening ...
Posted by Squid Lips on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 04:46:00 PST

Im sorry sir, but Im afraid youre just not good enough.

Do you know whats really strange? How I do my best writing (i.e. Blogs, poetry, etc.) at around two six am in the morning. I mean, most normal people (I use the word normal in reference to people wh...
Posted by Squid Lips on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 12:19:00 PST

To Every Girl... Pssshht!

Geuss what? I fucking hate MySpace. Fuck. I did an hour of solid typing. Probably about 2,000 words. And what happens? It just goes. Deleted. All because of a fucking, wang-taking editor thing. So no...
Posted by Squid Lips on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 01:05:00 PST

Winter Thoughts

I try to hold her hand in mine, but it slips through my fingers, She slinks away into the night, her perfume, still it lingers. Her figure dances in the dark, sweeping beauty and grace, I watch her ta...
Posted by Squid Lips on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 05:43:00 PST