Things I hate:
- Stupid people. I just can't stand them, with all the stupid yet amusing things they say.
- Small children. Man they piss me off, why can't they hurry up and grow up so they stop annoying me?
- People that are obsessed with music. This really annoys me. Fair enough you like music, but if you have ever said something like "oh lolz i coodent liv wifout moosic" I kind of hope you die. Just a little bit.
- Dirty/greasy people. Damn it, take a fucking shower once in a while. Is that too much to ask?
- Hitler. I think this one's pretty obvious.
- Myspace. Now, I know what you're thinking: "aydun!!1! if u hat myspcae y r u on mypscae ritin dis???/." Well, dickbreath, it's because some bastard (Zach) made me make one. I hate him for it.
- Fart jokes. Also people that think they're funny. Grow the fuck up.
- MTV. More specifically, Jackass and similar shows. I can't believe how stupid this shit is. Seriously, who watches this crap? And don't say "but aydun dat is hi quolity teevees and it is r8 fun 2 wotch" or you'll get my fist lodged in your face. "but ayden hav u even givens dis show a chancce it is goodd!!!". No prick, it isn't. I watched it once. I saw some guy eat a plate of food, force himself to vomit, and then cook the vomit. He then proceeded to eat the fucking vomit. Not only is that very disgusting, but it's so damn stupid I can't beleive it. How can anyone watch this crap? Bah, I don’t get it. And I’m pretty sure I don’t want to.
- ppl hoo tork lyk dis lolsss. Enough said.
- Big Brother. Worst show ever, seriously. If you like this show, you probably don't have a life.
- True Lies. Worst movie ever. Seriously, they don't come much worse than this. I suppose it wouldn't be so bad if they had actors that could actually act, but instead they have Arnold Schwarzensomething.
- Paris Hilton. Totally useless burden on society.I hope she chokes on a wang and dies.
- People that feel the need to tell everyone what they think of everything. Guess what! No one cares about your opinion. Shutup.
- Blair Galvin. Just like Hitler, this one's obvious.
- 9/11 conspiracy theorists. For fuck sakes, it was terrorists. Just because you found some arbitrary numbers that add up to 911 doesn't mean shit.
- Australians who don't use the metric system."Well by golly, I'd say it's about 3 miles and a furlong-"GO DIE.
- People that talk about themselves in 3rd person. Why do that? Seriously, why? I hate it. It's almost like they do it to remind themselves of their own existance. Or they do it just to annoy me. Either reason seems plausible.
- Tom, the myspace guy. Mainly because he started one of the announcements with "Heya :)". It sounds like he's addressing a demographic of immature 8-12 year olds. But this is myspace, where most of the people are mature and...Wait, nevermind.
- The Hills Have Eyes. Don't you hate those movies that are meant to be scary but they just aren't? I do. And i'm not doing that whole 'acting like i'm not afraid even though in actuality i pissed myself two minutes into the movie' thing. It just wasn't scary. Also, the characters pissed me off. Like that pussy kid. Oh man, i'd so smack him upside the head if given the chance. The only decent character was Beast (the dog). He was also the best actor by far. Seriously. I could go on and on, but no one's reading this anyway.
"I actually wanted to be in the FBI for about 20 minutes after I saw that movie with Jodie Foster and that guy who eats people in his basement, but I was really stoned at the time. And to be honest with you, for about 20 minutes, I also thought about making a dress out of peoples' skin."
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
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