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Beastie

Friends are like life the longer you have one the better it is...

About Me

I'm shy...I don't wanna say...No, seriously though, I am a funny guy that has far to many friends but I am always looking for more. I guess the truth be known I am really a 10 year old kid stuck in a 38 year olds body. I was in the security industry for about 17 years so just after I left school. I have worked for a hell of a lot of people in the music and movie industry as a bodyguard. Although I will only ever tell you the odd story after we have been friends for a very long time. Some of my client list when I was working, Lady Di – Sydney, U2’s Bono for the pop mart tour, Billy Zane - London, Elton John - Sydney, Samuel Jackson – London, to name a few and there is a hell of a lot more. I am not going to bore you with what I used to do as I don’t work as a bodyguard anymore although I have a lot of respect for the industry that payed my way for almost 20 years. I now work in the advertising industry it is a hell of a lot harder and the people are a hell of a lot meaner, I am referring to my lawyers. If I had known that the advertising industry was going to be this hard I might not have quit what I was doing. None the less I have lived in London for years amongst other places round the world, Paris, US, New Zealand, oh and that other place, no one likes to admit to Melbourne. Ok so if you wanna know more just ask, I might not tell you but you can ask, it will be funny, maybe not for you but for me...Myspace Backgrounds

My Interests

I have some and no Patterson not only guns, girls too...Cycling, Cricket, Rugby Union, Athletics, Swimming & most water sports, Tennis, Motor Sports, Boxing, Martial Arts, all these things interest me and I have tried them all but they are now just that, interests…

I'd like to meet:

1. A Telemarketer - oh man would I give them some shit...2. I have this one guy who stands on my strret corner and he never shuts up about, "Jesus is coming" so I said to him the other day "When?, I have a few minutes I'll wait". He left after that, I'm still waiting...3.The Hoff. Come on I know you all are thinking the same thing as I am.4. Bill Gates or Jon Heder the kid that played Napoleon in Napoleon Dynamite. I think they are one and the same...5. Me in 5 years I'd kick my ass.

Music:

oh yeah.

Movies:

stay tuned...

Television:

no a projector they are much better. The picture is better too.

Books:

An Eternal Golden Braid.

Heroes:

My mum, toughest woman I have ever met shit she brought up me now thats saying something.

My Blog

I love the weekends

oh you know it...
Posted by Beastie on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 05:12:00 PST

The box on the desk is on...!

Ah so this is the internet...  its not so bad...   Who's hungry for the chicken...? ...
Posted by Beastie on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 07:19:00 PST

whats new...?

Sigh.........
Posted by Beastie on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 07:16:00 PST