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Russ not Ross

Oh no.. did I really say that?

About Me

OK. I haven't written anything here since I got this profile nearly a year ago. So I started thinking I should update it. I mean, I might not be the same person I was then!So here's a few things about me that you probably don't know.I grew up in a poor, redneck neighborhood, in a very small town. I used to be a little bit of a musician. (you can't say you're a musician unless you get paid for it. just like you shouldn't tell people you're an actor or artist when waiting tables pays the bills.) I do have a couple of degrees. I'm supposed to be smart. (The tests say so anyway) But I'm not sure I want to believe people are smart because they know how to guess correctly on a few multiple choice tests. Over the years, I've collected quite an interesting resume. I've worked for non-profits, outside sales, music business, ebusiness sales, and of course the restaurant/bar biz. During my life I think I've some how balanced out wearing a lot of hats. And I've some how never been the biggest dork or the coolest guy. I think if you know how to repair a DOS-based computer or were in the band (I didn't say A band... I said THE band) then you must be a dork. But I doubt I'd be really accused of being President of the dork-club (even though I spent hours earlier shooting other dorks .. with a headset attached to my XBOX controller.) So I guess I can understand people from all walks of life. except you hippies. really, I've tried, but I can't get it. I wish I could be so free.Oh, and one more thing. I have been through some pretty terrible things so far, so I'm hoping that I'm done dealing with bad karma. I did nearly die in a car wreck that claimed the life of one of my best friends when I was younger. And a few years ago, I lost my best friend and father to a brain tumor. So for everyone who has it tough right now, I can totally empathize. Keep your chin up kid!

My Interests

Great food. Great wine. Lesser-known movies. Religion. Funny T-Shirts. Video Games. My dog Brady. Finding new ways to convince my wonderful girlfriend not to break up with me.

I'd like to meet:

beautiful smart talented funny people. are you kidding? those don't exist!!! -------- OK so I'll settle for maybe Sting, Vince Vaughn, and Hugh Hefner... and of course whoever Hef might wanna bring along.And in addition, I'd actually like to meet some people who know things. I'd love for everyone to actually update their interests section. So I could hunt down all those people who actually know things I'm interested in but clueless to... such as: opera, foreign cooking techniques, advanced auto repair, modern art, yoga, writing screenplays or books, and how to stop pro-crastinating.

Music:

for the stuff you probably know: stevie wonder, sting, the stones, zeppelin, black crowes, bob schneider, jamiroquai, crystal method, prodigy, miles davis, charlie parker, beck, the old prince, the sundays, i somehow forgot U2's unforgettable fire... is there a reason to list everything you own? actually this section i plan on updating soon. i'd rather list the things i really enjoy that you probably haven't heard of.

Movies:

sure i could name all of those movies that everyone else has... but why bother?here's a few you probably haven't seen, but should: rules of attraction, minus man, dangerous lives of alter boys, rodger dodger, amelie, run lola run... ok that's enough for now... if you've actually seen all of those you should definitely message me... apparently i would love to hear your recommendations for movies I have yet to see!

Television:

Television is so bad right now that I'm begging for something worth watching. My girlfriend will totally disagree with me on this one, but you'll have to ask her about what's good.For me, the only shows I really always watch are Dexter, Entourage, and Law and Order reruns that I actually haven't seen yet.

Books:

i have to say i need a little help on this one... the last few books i've read i've not really been a big fan of. i feel so pissed when i read and don't enjoy it. i'm listening if you can give me some suggestions.anyone read "bringing down the house"?

Heroes:

i would have sworn that i filled this out before. i think my biggest hero right now is my grandfather. you should ask me about that one... now that's some great stories!

My Blog

NEW LAYLA UPDATE!

The renovations are finally done!!!  and everyone seems to love it.YES WE DO HAVE FOOD.     VERY GOOD, VERY AFFORDABLE FOOD.Now we are OPEN 7 DAYS/WK.Starting this monday, we will ...
Posted by Russ not Ross on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 03:23:00 PST

What's chaninging/changed at Layl'a???

OK, so you've probably heard rumors, and noticed things are a little different at Layl'a RUL than when it first opened.  So i thought i would make it official.  In fact, we've changed the na...
Posted by Russ not Ross on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 09:28:00 PST

my version of "the nice guy"

hmmm. i've read several versions of the whole nice guy bulletin. and honestly i'm not sure if i should smile or be furious. i mean, there was a time in my life where i was pretty much exactly the guy ...
Posted by Russ not Ross on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 12:05:00 PST

i think i have a new addiction...

its an addiction with Gunther.  i find myself constantly watching his videos, singing his songs, and daydreaming about having a sweet mullet and pornstache!  TUTTI FRUITI SUMMA LOVE!!! join ...
Posted by Russ not Ross on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 09:17:00 PST

halloween pictures...

hey... anyone that was at the heaven and hell party, and has pictures, i'd love to get copies.  you're welcome to email them to me if you haven't posted them.  just let me know.   thank...
Posted by Russ not Ross on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 09:00:00 PST

where should i go to get my modeling pics

does everyone on myspace have modeling pics?  it makes me laugh when i find my friends on here and they have photos from like glamour shots or some modeling shoot.  you guys make me laugh.&n...
Posted by Russ not Ross on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 01:19:00 PST