Walker The Great

Things I like: conservitive, Fox news, sleep, workout, eat, run on a treadmill (yea thats a little weird), drink beer, kick it with my friends, beer pong, laugh, smile, music, silence, beautiful days, the news, and girls with blonde hair and who respect themselves. Mike Jones, strong dranks, peaceful times, walker time, a good ole argument between friends, Denny Crane, beautiful days, and being told i still look young( which is rare)Things i dont like: liberals, guys that claim to be cool and honest but really aren't( you know if your one of em), pussies, ryan seacrest, emo rock, being pale, hypocrits(im sure im being one now), allergies, confusing girls, selfishness, hangovers, my belly, droped calls, txt and calls from numbers i dont know, people who dont want to advertise, people who dont listen, dumb asses, katie Coric, CNN, Mad Cow Disease, the guy that sings that "you crank that soldja boy" or "this the way i live" song, T PAIN, traffic, rain on my car, hair, bad hair days,_____________________________________________QUOTES FROM SOME OF MY FRIENDS "i wanna get a little mud on your tires" Charlie + "he's that box u check called 'Colored'"Juwanna + "im in the band"Mike Boling + "so the grand canyon, thats like a big ditch, right?"Mel + "gasoline kills everything" Jeff + "I dont like nice Byron" Byron + "i dont make out with random chicks!"Rayger Bomb + "Im married, i know alot of people around here dont understand that concept, but i do" Mike Boling + "after seeing all the kids at the YMCA i think i wanna settle down, i wanna have kids and get married. I might meet that woman tonight" Rayger Bomb + "im sick and tired of all you big motherfuckers who work here! i swear if yall hire one more person with 20 inch arms im gonna kill something!"Scott Jones + "i got a job with homeland security...scary, isnt it?" Scott Jones + "hey Blake, we got half a gazelle in the cab, you meat head" Josh Johnson + "lets make things happen" David Johnson "They may be small, but they are real!" Kyshawn + "Look, now Charlie is gonna try to make out with Ray" Clay. "I wouldnt tell u either, Bitch" Jeff P. "we dont talk about our problems, we dance" Dawn. "Karma never disappoints" Leah. "The gummyworm will get cha!" Bilo. "im a country music Rockstar, I dont pay cover charge" a country music rockstar who apparently didnt pay covercharges. "hey Ladonne, wanna come look at these titties?" Gerry. "I fight better with my pants off" Big Country. "it doesnt matter if you have a gut when you own a bar" Jeff. "girls dont fart, poop, or pee" me."whos driving home?" Beaty to Face while on a Cruise. "wheres lundy?" the whole staff of OTR. "you have beautiful eyes walker" Lundy. "F-Bomb_ Adrian "one day, 2 guys will be texting back and forth, mocking our demise" Jason Lundy. "tell Micah im gonna need his tin roof stuff back" wes. "how would you weigh a cooter anyways?" Elizabeth ""Has Jason lost wieght?" Jeff, the fish guy."in Clarksville, Im kind of a big deal" mario. "I havent jacked off to straight porn in 3 days" Micah. "I was lookin at his package and it wasnt that big....seriously, not that impressive" Micah. ""I got a bloody nose, but it was fun, i enjoyed myself" Patrick "big Country" Brown. "you got two options: one; get fired, or 2; get gang banged by all the guys and then quit out of embarrassement" me. "Im sure she knows im better looking than her" Elizabeth. "shes kinda too old for me...shes 28" Jeff P. "i wish i was goin...theres gonna b so much hot ass there" Brian. "i miss u. do u wanna go to florida next weekend" Ladonne. "you look really good tonight, im not wearing any panties" Ladonne