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Roscoe P Coltrane

Shake and Bake!

About Me

Hey there, I'm a young, successful, spotaneous, and outgoing Southern boy. I pretty much live in Atlanta and Tampa now, but still travel quit a bit. Don't be shocked to see me in Orlando, Ft Lauderdale, Miami, ATL, Chicago, Scottsdale, LA, Vegas, where ever. As well as everything in between. A big kid with a real job. In Medical Sales and love it. Everybody asks me what kinda sales, so I'll tell you.... I sell Cosmetic Lasers to Doctors. I'm a big believer in workin hard and playin hard. Love the outdoors, the Mtns, the Water, staying fit, and having fun.I grew up in Nashville which will always be home. I am a triplet and have two identical sisters. They are the shit and live in ATL. Fortunate enough to graduate from Auburn University, War Damn Eagle! Lived in Nashville, TN; Auburn, AL; Scottsdale, AZ; Ft Lauderdale, FL; Jacksonville, FL; Tampa, FL, Chicago, and Atlanta.I don't take My Space too seriously. Life's too short to worry about the small shit.

My Interests

Gym, The Outdoors, The Mountains, The Water, College Sports, Playing Ball, Travelling

I'd like to meet:

I like to surround myself with quality people.

Music:

All the Above, Rock, Hip Hop, Country

Movies:

Action, Comedy, an occassional chick flick

Television:

Don't watch a lot of tv, but ESPN for sure

Books:

Not a big reader, but not stupid either.

Heroes:

My Dad, My Mom, My Grandparents, US Military

My Blog

Hotlanta here I come!

Well it's time to take the road show to Atlanta. After stops in Phoenix, Ft Lauderdale, Jacksonville, Tampa, and Chicago, I am finally making it back to my southern roots. Moving to Atlanta to be room...
Posted by Roscoe P Coltrane on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 04:17:00 PST

Gator Hater!

As Auburn has done many times in the past, the Tigers have stopped the Florida Gator's perfect season. Defense wins Championships and Auburn's D certainly stepped up in the 2nd half tonight. Auburn mi...
Posted by Roscoe P Coltrane on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 12:06:00 PST

Melville Egg Festival

The first annual Egg Festival was a complete success! Brian, Bob, and I would like to thank all those who attended. We will hold the annual event every Aug 12th so mark your calendar for next year....
Posted by Roscoe P Coltrane on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 05:54:00 PST

The Dukes

I have to say I am a little shocked that so many people don't get the new name. Maybe I'm just old, but there are reruns every evening on CMT. If you don't remember the Dukes of Hazard then you r...
Posted by Roscoe P Coltrane on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 02:39:00 PST

Toe Up

So if you ever wondered what would happen if you dropped a 45 lbs weight on your toe at the gym....... It's not good.  So I look pretty smooth with my new look. I'm thinking about getting a match...
Posted by Roscoe P Coltrane on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 09:06:00 PST

War Eaqle!

So Auburn beat down the Alabama Crimson Tide like a highschool team. The "Savior" Brody Croyle got sacked 11 times and passed for a season low. Four Years in a row bitches! How does it feel?...
Posted by Roscoe P Coltrane on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 01:05:00 PST

I luv Athens

So I have to talk a lil shit about my Auburn Tigers. Did everyone watch the Tigers beat UGA in Athens on Sat night. 9 lead changes and a last minute victory. 4th and 10 from the 20, do or die, a victo...
Posted by Roscoe P Coltrane on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 07:30:00 PST

Roll Tide!

I am the biggest Auburn fanatic you will ever meet. I proudly graduated from AU and hope my children will as well. (Not that I have any right now.) It is against my nature to praise anything associate...
Posted by Roscoe P Coltrane on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 05:00:00 PST

Finally saw Anchor Man, I'm so gonna use this

I'm kinda a big deal, People know me. I'm just going to throw this out there. And if you like it, you can throw it back. I wanna be on you.
Posted by Roscoe P Coltrane on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Best Friend's Crazy Ass Girl

I'm posted this for one reason. Just so my boy know's how I feel. Actually, he already knows and he knows I'm right. He's just crazy, but not a crazy as his on again, off again girl friend. She's an a...
Posted by Roscoe P Coltrane on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST