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Chunky Rita

Ham on, Ham on, Ham on whole wheat!!

About Me

I am Rita, I am a 38 Year old full figured woman who loves to show off her body. I am very comfortable with myself and the way I look. For all you fatty haters out there don't bother leaving me mean messages cause they just make me go out and eat a whole package of bite size snickers and a Big Mac from Macdonalds. I love to eat. I figure if I'm going to die I might as well make my pall bearers work for all that free food that's going to be at my wake. Anyway, I am studying to be a nurse, kinda ironic huh that I'm so fat but yet wanting to be a nurse. Oh well life is full of irony. Deal Bitches!!!! Anything else you want to know about me just read on and if I don't answer it, just ask. I am very open person and I don't sugar coat the truth.I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

Food, of course, I love watching Food Network and Iron Chef. Nursing, caring for old people, I want to be like Anna Nicole, meet some old rich guy then marry him and when he dies I get rich. That would be awesome.
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone. People who like fat people. People who hate fat people. People who would like to trade pics with me. People who would like to meet and eat dinner and then have some fun with me.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Rita
Birthday: Yes I have one.
Birthplace: Hospital
Current Location: In my bed, naked, taking this survey.
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blonde
Height: Don't know
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: white
The Shoes You Wore Today: keds
Your Weakness: anything that can go in the mouth...ANYTHING!
Your Fears: Shutting down the buffet before I get enough to eat.
Your Perfect Pizza: Double Supreme
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Graduate nursing school
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I'm hungry
Thoughts First Waking Up: How busy is Krispy Kreme going to be today?
Your Best Physical Feature: Breasts
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: I remember everything.
Pepsi or Coke: Both, if it's got sugar I'll drink it.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Both
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I like tea bags, but not tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes, with food.
Do you want to go to College: I am.
Do you want to get Married: I guess so.
Do you belive in yourself: Yeah.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: Um...NO!!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument:
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I ate a whole box last night.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes, I love all kinds of fish.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, but I've taken plenty of them.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, just some twinkies from a shop on 33rd and 3rd.
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: No, I deliver on all my promises.
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: On a full stomach.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am grown up.
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy, they have the best food.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: Any
Height: Any
Weight: Any
Best Clothing Style: Any
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: 296, yes I counted.
Number of Piercings: 6
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing

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My Naughty Life
When did u loose ur virginity 11
What is ur fanatasy place to have Sex Public
Where is the best place u have had sex Anywhere is a good place.
Ever recieved oral sex YES
Ever giving it YES
Slow or Fast , Soft or Hard ANY
Favorite topping to have licked off u Chocolate
How old where u and where did u have the best sex 22, back of taxi cab in NY Rush Hour
Front or Back Back
Pussy or Ass Pussy
Tits or Ass Tits
Female and Female or Female and Male Fem on Fem on Male on Male on Fem
Ever slept with the same sex Yes
Making Love or Hard Sex Hard Sex
Ever had a threesome Yes
Best thing ur partner ever made u do in bed ( like scream really loud) Eat pussy
Last time u have had sex Last night
Where do u wnat to be next time u have sex Anywhere
What was the naughtiest thing u have ever done Gave the bagboy a BJ for taking my groceries to my car.

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Music:

All Kinds of music. I find that the best kind of music to eat to though is rock and roll since you can just pound in the food while you are rockin'.

Movies:

Romance are the best. I love a good chick flick. Oh my God, like, Dirty Fucking Dancing is the best fucking movie of all time. Patrick Swayze, HELLO!!!

Television:

Like I said before Food Network and Iron Chef are the best shows on TV.

Books:

I don't read, I can't hold a candy bar and turn pages at the same time.

Heroes:

Whoever invented fried foods.