Original OOMPA

Not me... "US." We're a sensative group of people with feelings too. We have no choice but to do as Master Willy Wonka says. Its that flute i tell you, that calls to us. Leaving us in a hypnotic state to perform any bidding the master wishes. If you think working in a candy factory is the best thing imaginable, let me tell you first that it is not. Master Wonka doesnt give us any benefits. No health, dental, vision, share options, workers comp or leave. Hes mad we tell you... mad. Just yesterday one of us met the master in his office to improve standards and we've never seen him since... doobady doo.