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George

About Me

I love to run. That's what I do. I used to run for the Chicago track team, along with various other running clubs but now I run independently in Oregon. I almost died in a car crash four years ago. Some say I'm lucky to have only lost one leg. "It was only your left leg" people say, "you were always right-footed anyway."

My Interests

I like running, riding my bike, going to shows, playing bass, reading, drinking tea, record shopping, the Cubs, and rum. I love those few minutes in the morning, after you first wake up but you're still not completely awake. When you're in the state of not knowing if you're awake or dreaming. When you actually believe that you still have both legs. I wish those moments could be made to stretch out for days . . .

I'd like to meet:

People with two legs. REAL legs. I'm so tired of hanging out with the people from my Living With Your Prosthesis group. I want to meet people who want to have fun. People who are up for going to shows, a bike ride or just splitting a fifth of rum. People who aren't afraid of my fake leg or who won't mind if I happen to remove my prosthesis and use it as a prop for my comedy routine.

Music:

Anything that makes me run faster. Anything that helps me forget the fact that I only have one real leg.Lately, I've been into inchWorm, Curtis Evans, Ester of Ashland, Our Friends Electric, City Electric, Healthy White Baby, the Red Scare, and old Orange b-sides, demos, and outtakes.

Movies:



Television:

I used to like M*A*S*H*. I just wish Hawkeye would have been there with his special vascular clamp to save my leg . . .

Books:

Some of my favorite books: Fields of Plenty, A Clockwork Orange, Black Elk Speaks, Things Fall Apart, In Search of the Miraculous, The Communist Manifesto, Notes from the Underground, Siddhartha, The Four Winds, Path Without Destination, Growing Up Absurd .......Anything by these guys: Salinger, Hunter S. Thompson, Huxley, Vonnegut, Steinbeck, Paul Goodman, Howard Zinn, G. I. Gurdjief

Heroes:

Basically anyone with two real legs, but especially Steve Prefontaine, Dr. Nelson (he saved my other leg from amputation), Gandhi, and Coach.

My Blog

No more chairs

I woke up the other day to Piaget banging on my door.  It was double locked with a chair propped by the knob to keep it from being opened.Piaget was pissed.  Super pissed.It's funny.  H...
Posted by George on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 12:37:00 PST

Another day, another run

I've never liked running indoors.  I prefer to run outside.Running in France is a lot like running back home, only slightly different.Back home, Coach drives his car and yells motivating things a...
Posted by George on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 01:07:00 PST

Em doesn't like surprises

Em doesn't have a towel boy.I never understood why.  One day Piaget explained."She never sweats," he said.  "And besides, she only uses one towel.  She gives me the privledge of washing...
Posted by George on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 12:18:00 PST

Piaget learns his lesson

Let me start by saying this: Em is a complete bitch.I have been doing nothing but drinking wine and running the last two weeks.Everywhere Em goes, I go.Everywhere I go, Em goes.She is a lot smaller th...
Posted by George on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 09:49:00 PST

An open letter to Hector, from France

Hey HectorThings here are crazy.  Piaget, Em's trainer, won't let me drink any rum.  He said I'm in France to train with Em and Em only drinks wine, so rum is out.His drinking regimen is tou...
Posted by George on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 01:58:00 PST

An open letter to Coach, from France

Dear Coach, My plane ride to France was a nightmare.  Getting through security at the airport was more than humiliating.  First my prosthesis set off the alarm.  It caused quite a commo...
Posted by George on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:40:00 PST

new plan

Coach says he has a new plan.  A trick up his sleave if you will. It involves me traveling to France to train with a world famous French runner. The runner is a girl.  She is fifteen.  ...
Posted by George on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 03:39:00 PST

the rule of twos

Well, on top of being sued by my former sponsor and having them take back all the fake legs they had given me, I'm now being sued by my one-legged running rival, Geoff Turner.Apparently I made some in...
Posted by George on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 03:51:00 PST

just me and my woody

So I made some inappropriate comments about my sponsor in my last blog entry.I claimed that the new computerized fake leg thay gave me had a tracking device in it.I also said the computerized leg was ...
Posted by George on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 05:17:00 PST

computerated legs

The apocalypse is nearing.  I can fell it in my fake leg.Dr. Nelson, working with the prosthesis manufacturer who sponsors me, set me up with a new fake leg that has a microchip in it. It is supp...
Posted by George on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 07:44:00 PST