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Lisa

UFO tofu!

About Me

"We Americans pride ourselves on our proud, individual spirit, but that's all bull**** at the end of the day. What we really value are people who toe the line, don't ask too many questions, buy a lot of stuff (preferably on credit), and don't create too many problems (Bob and Jenna Torres)."I'm a 24 year-old liberal Oregon girl. What what?

My Interests

Music, books, my friends, ethnic food, tea, road trips, sustainable living, baking, crafty junk, chocolate, Portland, forests, my little Peugeot. My short term goal is to save money so I can live in Israel for three to six months. Afterwards, I'll either return to Corvallis or move back to Portland. Hm. ... Life's fantatic!

I'd like to meet:

Hmm... Yeah. No, I can't think of anyone.

Music:

Trip hop, folk, bluegrass, Spanish guitar, classical, rock, 90s alternative, progressive, new wave, classic rock

Movies:

Most movies starring Helena Bonham Carter, Leonardo Dicaprio, Kate Winslet, Claire Danes, Robert Deniro, Daniel Day Lewis, and Johnny Depp.

Books:

East of Eden, Blankets, The Short Happy Life of Francis Macomber, Ishmael, Mad Cowboy, The Tao of Pooh, The Giver, The Bridge to Terabithia, and Human Natures.

Heroes:

Dad; Ricardo and Maureen, Sujita/Pollyanna Sklenar, Ashley and Leslie, Jenny, Andrea

My Blog

Update

Hm. It's been a long time since I've written anything on here, so I thought I'd post a li'l somethin'-somethin' to keep all my fans from tearing down the front door.Alright, lame jokes aside.You may o...
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 19 May 2008 10:31:00 PST

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Uhhhhhhhhhhhm That's pretty much it.
Posted by Lisa on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 12:47:00 PST

Final essays for Reproductive Anthropology

Too bad MySpace blogs don't import punctuation! (I swear I know how to use quotations and apostrophes.) :/Essay I: Changes in Human Birthing Morpohology and Their Relationship with Technocratic Medici...
Posted by Lisa on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 12:46:00 PST

Joke of the Year, Australia

This was sent from my dad: A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache." His wife is lying in bed and r...
Posted by Lisa on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 02:51:00 PST