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Your Quirk Factor: 73%
You're so quirky, it's hard for you to tell the difference between quirky and normal.
No doubt about it, there's little about you that's "normal" or "average." How Quirky Are You?
Arty Kid
Whether you were a drama freak or an emo poet, you definitely were expressive and unique.
You're probably a little less weird these days - but even more talented! Who Were You In High School?
You can see more of the same via my tribe.net page.
I'm just a potential sociopath - I DO have the ability to love people (to a fault at times), it's just that most people I meet are a$$holes or phony and often make me feel ashamed to be part of the human race. No, I'm not "better than thou". But I try to live my life so as not to inflict misery upon other beings. There's enough misery in the world, and plenty of people who can't help spreading theirs. I hate western medicine. You might deem me a conspiracy theorist, I prefer the term "realist". And anyway I'm too paranoid to tell you what my theories are - you may be a government spy. Here's a hate list for you: I SHOULD hate losers who refuse to take responsibility for themselves and see everything as a crutch, but I can't blame them, because our dear sweet government just loves having all Americans think they are sick in some way. They say, go to a doctor, go to rehab, get help and spend money and the masses adhere, coz they think they're listening to "professional advice". But I understand, it's hard to think for one's self these days. I hate people that judge others from their online profiles. I hate the sound of cutlery scratching against ceramic plates. I HATE being cold. I HATE people who think animals are toys that can be bought, used, sometimes even abused, and returned. Oooh, and I HATE proseletyzers. See, what I'm doing here is not telling you what I think you should or shouldn't do. I'm just telling you that if you partake in the above hate list, I just can't fucks witcha.
As for my nicer side: I love animals and nature. I love balance. I love my husband, but I love women. I love those who treasure their innocence. I love the few close friends I have. I love Sudoku and brain-teasers, Zelda and DDR. I LOVE TO LAUGH, sadly I don't get to laugh now as much as I used to. Hence, I love funny folks. However, if you are a funny animal-abuser, the abuse part would nullify your funny points. And though I hate that it's so easy in our culture to be "sick", I tend to love drunks and druggies and crazies. I guess it's in my genetic coding to attract those like me. Yes, I had such problems, still go through shit, but I'm not a victim. And I love being silly-billy whenever I get the chance.
Let me stress the fact that I LOVE LESBIANS! *hello ladies!* *wink wink* *nudge nudge* but as you can see I have the pick-up skills of Butthead (as in Beavis and...). I see a chick on the street and all I can think of is "uh, huh huh. heyyy baby." lol but thankfully I'm not stupid enough to SAY that! But then maybe I shouldn't be writing that here... dammit.
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You are the 1920s!
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Your Vocabulary Score: A
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writing, illustration, special effects/FX makeup, visual art in general, halloween, vampires, the dark side of life, GLBT lifestyle, lesbians, bisexual women, philosophy, psychology, performance art, India, emotions, expression, depression, bipolar, madness/creativity, alternative medicine, naturopathy, holistic healing, animal welfare, tattoos, piercings, toys, astrology, the 40's, hippies, making lists and plans, paranoia, anxiety, panic, addiction/recovery, scarification, the meaning of life, piano, tap, belly dancing, the Muppets, Satan, Yoga, Magick.

You've Changed 68% in 10 Years
Compared to who you were ten years ago, you've changed a great deal.
In fact, you're probably in a completely different phase of your life - and very happy about it! How Much Have You Changed in 10 Years?

I'd like to meet:

Yo mama. Or anyone who is able to understand me, even fractionally. That is not too many people. I'm an ABCD, a lesbian married to a man, a drop-out with a high IQ, a free spirited jack of all trades who loves gore and puppies (but not gorey puppies). I also fucking knit.
Famous people: FIONA APPLE... oh wait shit I already met her!! But next time I would like not to stutter and stare at her in confusion! ANGELINA JOLIE. Bob Ross RIP. Marilyn Manson. Jesus and Lucifer. Jim Henson RIP. Drew Barrymore, ain't she cute.
Your Daddy Is Dennis Rodman
What You Call Him: Pa

Why You Love Him: He's your sugar daddy Who's Your Daddy?

Music:


Your Musical Tastes Match: Weird Al

See his whole playlist here (iTunes required) What Celebrity Matches Your Taste in Music?
Fiona Apple, Cab Calloway, Madonna, Marilyn Manson, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin; very eccentric, old or obscure music in general. Sometimes hip-hop or house... it all depends! I love deep lyrics, piano, or just a good beat...

If you refrain from blinking, you can see me BRIEFLY appear in this Fiona Apple commercial!

Movies:

Requiem for a Dream, all Child's Play movies especially Seed of Chucky, May (even though I can't bear to watch it again), Girl Interrupted, Gia, Kung Fu Hustle, Legend of the Drunken Master, Batman Begins, American Psycho, The Matrix (first one), Dawn of the Dead (remake), Half Baked, Kung Pow, Jackass, Willy Wonka (old and new), Beetlejuice, The Muppet Movie, Boys Don't Cry, Heavenly Creatures...

Television:

The mindless stuff: Jackass, Wonder Showzen, Drawn Together, Flavor of Love (FLAVA FLAAAAV!), South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Twilight Zone (although not totally mindless). Educational stuff: I love all the Discovery channels, National Geographic Channel, HGTV, and of course Channel Thirteen...

Books:

Illusions; The Complete Illustrated Book of Yoga; Yoga Sutras by Patanjali; Reflections on the Self; Rational Recovery; Living Sober; Touched with Fire; Dry

Heroes:

My husband - number one, Fiona Apple, Madonna, Angelina Jolie, Bob Ross, Batman, Spiderman. And philosophically speaking, I am my own hero.

You Are 72% Sociopath
The good news is that you're devastatingly charming. The bad news? You mostly use those charms for evil! Are You A Sociopath?

Your Stripper Song Is
Like a Virgin by Madonna

"Like a virgin, ooh, ooh
Like a virgin
Feels so good inside
When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me"

No virgin-ness implied. Not at all. What Song Should You Strip To?

My Blog

Let's not do lunch.

(See my sociopath score on my myspace homepage. No joke.)"A nonloner need not be smart, skilled or in any way distinguished to have friends. Sometimes it seems the least distinguished acquire friends ...
Posted by Chai on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 09:22:00 PST

The SmartBeep Fortune Teller

It was 6-7 years ago inside of a SmartBeep store when I met him: the man who knew I would have no use for mobile communication.There was no one else in the tiny shop besides myself and the sales rep h...
Posted by Chai on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 12:05:00 PST

Love

I hate to be a traitor to my gender, but I think something needs to be said on the subject of expectation. I think women have more power in life these days, and that goes for relationships much of the...
Posted by Chai on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:54:00 PST

Survived a month of hell. On to the next.

May I just say this year's Halloween was, by far, the WORST one EVER and I pray never to go through such a let-down again. This year I actually had plans upon plans, so many wonderful options. But I g...
Posted by Chai on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 12:16:00 PST

Another reason I quit boozing

This is what they say, but I think I was more of a well-rounded alcoholic. Depressed, violent, annoying, obnoxious, irrational... you get it.You're a Depressed DrunkYou know that distinct taste of tea...
Posted by Chai on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 05:15:00 PST

My Tushi does tricks

My doggy, Tushi, that is. My little baby! Not one of her best performances, but it'll do....
Posted by Chai on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 05:00:00 PST

My Dysfunctional Family

My parents are fucked up, and I'm tired of covering for them. I've covered for them for years, let them fuck my head up for years. I tried to help for years. Nothing works except to expel the demons, ...
Posted by Chai on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 08:51:00 PST

Mama can't hurt me now

Found this today, written back when I lived with my parents. Three years later, she's still sick, it still haunts me. The only difference now is that I've disowned them both and they can't directly hu...
Posted by Chai on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 06:43:00 PST

HALLOWEEN BABY!! I'm down to dooo something...

Okay, started rounding up the NYC halloween shindigs... have a few so far. Waiting for one very special, very sexy, very scary party from Cake. If they have one... go to cakenyc.com to see what they'r...
Posted by Chai on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 04:57:00 PST

DUDES: STOP TRYING TO ADD ME

Really, can't you people read? I'm married, and I'm here to meet WOMEN!! The guys already on my list are there because I ALREADY KNOW THEM! So please, NO penis pictures or stupid messages not written ...
Posted by Chai on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:28:00 PST