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shortywantathug

this dick is so clean...

About Me

I was born a blood, been down with the color red all my life. Gangs are just all I know. I'm a computer Hacker for the Schwenksville Bloods. Don't *F* with me.

My Interests

being totally fucking unstoppable. stopping. crying. ice cream. fire. scram-a-voo! coloring. playing cars. ice. snowbutts. glasses. people who break their glasses. throwing wine glasses at fags. being gay.

I'd like to meet:

a woman who looks like Frankie Sinatra, but bald.

Movies:

most recently? the fox and the hound, or Kazaam.

Television:

my only friend, besides booze.

Books:

burn them books and stay hot.

Heroes:

Sabrina Koerber. Varg. Johnny Chiba. David Lynch.

My Blog

Best Mixtape Of The Year

Best Mixtape Of The YearDJ Drama & Lil Wayne - Dedication DJ Drama one FOUR Justo's and most importantly, mixtape of the year with DJ Drama & Lil Wayne "Dedication" how about that. Lil Wayne ...
Posted by SHADOW LADY on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 07:49:00 PST

SUPER VAGINA PART 2.

So first off, I wanted to say thanks to those of you who donated money to the Super Vagina project. So far we've raised close to $2,000! All right guys, great work! Keep the money flowing. Stop lookin...
Posted by SHADOW LADY on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 01:26:00 PST

SUPER VAGINA

working on a new method of travel, sort of like the concorde jet. this one won't crash. it has a funny name, but I know you'll love it (Not just guys---don't worry, it has no feelings).so if you want ...
Posted by SHADOW LADY on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 01:45:00 PST

chatter mixed with makeup or ketchup.

trouble finding buddies stressed-out as a requirement of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. and 3-year-old would worry if and lots of children are plopped in often is sacrificed for many families. "true toys...
Posted by SHADOW LADY on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 03:35:00 PST

well golly, I just had me SECOND period!

This one, not so great as the first... I awoke around 6pm to find my penis had turned into a blood gerbil. He told me to feed him some seeds or else he would ruin my bank account.I lost all my money b...
Posted by SHADOW LADY on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 11:32:00 PST

someone has to say it...

It would also cluster group these found words based upon statistical analysis of words occurring within the same context. It does not matter how senior your leadership development team is, if the cult...
Posted by SHADOW LADY on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:21:00 PST

KUDOS YOU JERKY LEZZY

going for the world record of Kudos or else DOK may cut hard on bones this time, marrow sucking blood mechasaur/robotech kidney wisher.
Posted by SHADOW LADY on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 04:45:00 PST

Dr. Party and the hosers who ate my cards.q

SHIT! SHIT! SHIT. SAY FUCKER THREE TIMES FAST.I lost all my business cards when DOCTOR and his gang of asshole munchie men got ahold of them. They drunk da wine and they chewed the pills. They da...
Posted by SHADOW LADY on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 04:44:00 PST

4 million baby teeth can't be wrong!

Hugs iz going outta style. Get yours out of the way and make room for _________________. Also, ham.
Posted by SHADOW LADY on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 09:47:00 PST

goodbi osphere!

i am leaving the biosphere in orlando today. it will be difficult to survive without my innoculations. I hope they tag me before departure. who knows what the real world holds for me and my cellmate. ...
Posted by SHADOW LADY on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 09:55:00 PST