Disco Bob

Name: Disco Bob
Birthplace: Oldham, England
Current Location: Back bedroom, Our house, Staly Vegas
Eye Color: Bloodshot
Hair Color: Brown
Height: Six foot and one inch
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends what I'm doing
Your Weakness: An open bottle of wine
Your Fears: Frogs ( dangerous little bastards ! )
Your Perfect Pizza: Spicy, fuckin' hot, chilli meat sizzler
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I suppose I'd better get another job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Please be my friend, I beg you
Thoughts On First Waking Up: Praise be to the god of redundancy
Your Best Physical Feature: My wife
Your Bedtime: Embarrassingly early
Your Most Missed Memory: Can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: How very dare you ... I'm a married man !
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Naaah, nice cup of Yorkshire Gold, plenty of milk, no sugar
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Indeed, copiously and needlessly
Do you Sing: Yes, sometimes I whistle and sometimes I hum, which leads nicely on to the next question ...
Do you Shower Daily: Yesterday I showered twice, he answered deftly avoiding the question
Have you Been in Love: Yep, still am
Do you want to go to College: Never again
Do you want to get Married: I am
Do you belive in yourself: Well, somebody is typing this and I think it's me
Do you get Motion Sickness: If you spin me, do I not puke ?
Do you think you are Attractive: You are kidding, have you seen my photo ?
Are you a Health Freak: See above
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Can I make that quip about my organ here ?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yesh
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I'd rather eat my own eyeballs
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Only by my previous employer
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: You'd have seen it on the news if I had
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yesh
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Does a penny bubbly count when I was twelve ? ( I shat myself just doing that ! )
How do you want to Die: Without knowing it
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Tall, dark and handsome