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Juan

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About Me

Late bloomer to myspace. just when I thought I had enough with online profiles. Laidback guy who wants to meet new, interesting and cool people for friendship. Open to most possibilities. fun and sarcastic personality, I like to make jokes... also I luv anything with peanut butter and splenda!!

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.. I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em. Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
@ FualiDotCom You Are 89% New Jersey!

Wow, you're totally Jersey. There's no doubt about it. Congratulations, and always be proud to be Jersey--it's a great thing to be!

How New Jersey Are You?

My Interests

hangin with friends, the fam, working out, the City, kettle & splash of soda, red wine, lounges/bars, Carlsberg or blue moon, warm ocean water, sushi, architectural design, politics, sneaker whore, traveling, strong margaritas, la playa, and of course being a smart @ss =P

I'd like to meet:

this guy in my favorite new porn. dont know his real name, some eastern european dude Channing TatumCNN Meteorologist Rob Marciano, always so cute (even when reporting from hurricanes).--Cute guys with scruff!!

Music:

JE VEUX TE VOIR 2008 video
M.I.A. Boyz
"Get me Bodied" Beyonce
In My Arms
Kylie Minogue - Slow (Music Videos)
Dee-Lite - Groove is in the Heart
Depeche Mode: Enjoy The Silence W.T.C.

Movies:

Crash,Love Actually, Under the Tuscan Sun, Closer, Mean Girls, Kill Bill, Goonies, Bronx Tale, Steel Magnolias, Sweetest Thing, Freeway, Fifth Element, Teen Witch, Serial Mom, Finding Nemo, Muriel's Wedding , Fight Club, Queens of Comedy, Clueless--just to name a few.. width="425" height="350">.. .. ....>

Television:

Who has time for TV?

Books:

The Fountainhead, anything on history, architecture, or politics- more of a New York Times and mag guy

Heroes:

Margaret Cho, cuz she's a bad ass bitch.