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About Me

I am the official ambassador of Space, inventor of cress, and intergalactic adventurer and metaphysician. I possess the largest collection of fruit in the known universe, regularly travel through time and space and am also in frequent contact with unknown species and civilisations.To date, I have launched a total of 7895 yogurts into the Sun.I shall be updating the blog with my various trans-anthropomorphic adventures.

My Interests

Space travel, time travel, science fiction, sci fi, ELECTRO APOCALYPSE, faster than light travel, the multiverse, dogs, hats, peacocks, puffins, walnuts, robots, A.I, artificial intelligence, planets, stars, adult swim, invader zim, astrology, astronomy, star trek, star wars, interdimensional travel, multiversal unity, chickens, quantum physics,

I'd like to meet:

I am always keen to meet previously unknown forms of life. So ... if you are like, an intelligent form of grass or a species of telepathic bobble-hats or something, please get in touch!

Music:

Omniversal Destruction Metal by Satan and Thor, and Quantum Electro-Dynamic Fractal Glitch-Hop by "Kali, featuring the Eris Zipstream Experience."

Movies:

Potato Race, Peacock God, Ugandan Popcorn Apocalypse, Banana Launch 2020 GO!, HUMONGOR: THE RETURN OF NIELS BOHR, Kaleidoscope Babies Have Infinite Eyes, Negantropic Panda Ninja Force, Action Mooch, ZimZum Juggernaut World

Television:

Alien soap operas and the national sport of the Viluzikchaaatans.

Books:

In 2562 I downloaded the entire collection of written human material.. INTO MY BRAIN! I did this via the following method: "Cake Transit"

Heroes:

My old friend, Admiral Ackbar, whom I enjoy scaring the wits out of by sneaking up behind him during officlal ceromonies and exclaiming through a megaphone, "It's a trap!!"

My Blog

TETRAPLEXUS NUVOLUXUS!

It may appear that I have been absent for some time, however, this is just a perceptual limitation of your stupid eyes! For you see, I have been traveling at a consistent velocity of near light-speed ...
Posted by Omniresonant on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:33:00 PST

ESKIMO DISKO!

I haven't posted for a while, this is because I have been engaged in a staring competition with a pigeon for the last three weeks! In the end I distracted him by throwing some bird seed. It proved too...
Posted by Omniresonant on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:40:00 PST

EJECT BONGO!

I am often emailed by readers asking for answers pertaining to a wide range of questions, on a variety of topics, but most of them have to do with the following: Space, fruit, psychic powers and the ...
Posted by Omniresonant on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:42:00 PST

TEKNO WARRIORS FROM ULTRASPACE!

Today I received an email request to deliver vital aid in the ongoing war on the planet 'Oom'. This was strange, as I had never been there nor had any previous contact with the secretive race wh...
Posted by Omniresonant on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 08:22:00 PST

Xylophone Tapestry

I've bought a new house in another galaxy! It resides on the "shore of Plexos", a place that used to be a vast white beach on an ancient planet that was torn apart by the inhabitants' own scientific f...
Posted by Omniresonant on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 09:13:00 PST

MELON FANATICS

(Continued from previous entry)Blimey! That ride was fantastic! The trans-light speeds combined with the tetrahedral geometry of the pyramids sent me shooting into the far future! I ended up on a stra...
Posted by Omniresonant on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:36:00 PST

BUILDING CAPACITANCE FOR THE POST-INFINITE HYPER-CIVILISATIONS OF THE "FUTURE"!

Today I am blogging live from the 243rd intergalactic symposium on transcendental psychoresonant hyperstates. I'm sitting here, typing on a nano-scale keyboard using cyber-psionically controlled atomi...
Posted by Omniresonant on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:31:00 PST

REVERSE POLARITY HAT-STAND

You may remember my old friend, Samuel Bernstein: Yes that's right, the French pelican, you remember him! (previously featured here) Well today I visited his marvelous new Mexican restaurant, "So...
Posted by Omniresonant on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 08:50:00 PST

UTOPIAN PANDA ENCLAVE

As you may know, at the end of World War II the high priests of the Nazi party escaped to Antarctica to one of their secret bases. There, they continued to experiment covertly in order to discover new...
Posted by Omniresonant on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:09:00 PST

APO-CALYPSO! IT'S THE DANCE ALL THE KIDS LOVE!

So here I am at the opening of the space-travel museum. You can imagine what my initial feelings were when I was invited to open this new museum, it was something along the lines of : YEAH! SPACE TRA...
Posted by Omniresonant on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 07:01:00 PST