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About Me

I'm 20. I live in Australia and i'm a christian...oh and once i saw a blimp. That's my life."Yeah I'm young, people look at me and say there goes Chris, he's a young guy, he likes the Stereophonics, he rides a scooter - LETS SEE HOW FAR WE CAN PUSH HIM!" Have you heard of a band called 'Me Vs You'?.. Copied from MySpace.com -- Find me on MySpace and be my friend!
BASIC INFO
Full Name: Chris beeswax - none of yours
Your Birthday: 24th February, Every year
Your Birthplace: Sydney
Height: um...pretty tall
Eye Colour: brown
Hair Colour: brown
Any Siblings? Name/Age: older brother and older sister
Best Friend: Jesus you are my best friend, and you will always be, and nothing will ever change that.
FINISH THE SENTENCE...
Tonight I went to church and counted the number of pixels on my computer screen....there are lots.
The Last Friend I Hung Out With Was Dexter, my imaginary friend. Unfortunately he found a real friend.
Sometimes I Just Want To take a ballet class
If Only The ballet class would let me back in. It's not like they didn't have insurance to pay for the damage!
FAVOURITES
Actor/Actress? oooh....Tom Hanks, Will Ferrell, Ryan Reynolds, Jim Carrey
Movie? Serenity, Smokin' Aces, Can't Hardly Wait, Just Friends
Sport? Quite a few but i never get to play them
Phrase? It smells like up dawg in here
Song? The Idea Of You - Dave Matthews Band
Food? Oh yes! Thankyou i'm starving
Wild Animal? Yes, i am. The aconda
Number? 23........it's everywhere! Mainly because i write it.
RANDOM
What Annoys You Most About Yourself? My amazing and brilliant sense of humility and pride, i tell you what you could bottle it!
What Do You Want To Be Remembered For? Raising money for charity by walking around Australia on my lips.
What Are You Listening To Right Now? My IPOD is currently frozen so technically - Reel Big Fish
If You Could Do One Thing What Would It Be? Do i have a superpower? If i have a superpower then i would go to spacecamp.
What Was The Last Thing You Watched On TV? um....American Dad and Family Guy
Can You Wistle? yep
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My Interests

Ponder the achievement of God. He doesn't condone our sin, nor does he compromise his standard. He doesn't ignore our rebellion, nor does he relax his demands. Rather than dismiss our sin, he assumes our sin and, incredibly, sentences himself. God's holiness is honoured. Our sin is punished...and we are redeemed. God does what we cannot do so we can be what we dare not dream: perfect before God.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus. Any kind of Jesus. Baby Jesus, Teenage Jesus, Bearded Jesus. Dave Matthews. Ben Folds. Jimmy Fallon. Tom Hanks. Will Ferrell. Jim Carrey. Zach Braff. Seth Meyers. Ryan Reynolds. Tina Fey. Amy Poehler. Kristin Wiig, Will Arnett. Dylan Moran(Although i would be scared that he'd smoke, get drunk and just yell at me....that would be cool) What's all this talk about 'Me Vs You'?

Music:

Dave Matthews Band(!), Ben Folds, Foo Fighters, Reel Big Fish, Jars Of Clay, Alanis Morissette, Howie Day, The Fray, Nathan Tasker, Ben Lee, Tripod, Jason Mraz, Linkin Park, YellowCard, John Mayer, Third Day, Weird Al Yankovic, BareNaked Ladies, Journey, OK GO, Ben Kweller, Krystal Meyers, Kelly Clarkson, Ashlee Simpson(Yeah that's right, and i'm not ashamed of it.....maybe a little) Tell you what i'm sick of hearing about this band called 'Me Vs You'

Movies:

Serenity(!), Can't Hardly Wait, Just Friends, Smokin' Aces(SEE IT), Anchorman, Talladega Nights, Batman Begins, Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle, The Departed, Blood Diamond, The Amityville Horror(2005), A Night At The Roxbury, Jimmy Neutron, Mean Girls, The Princess Bride, The Three Amigos

Television:

Saturday Night Live, Scrubs, Arrested Development, Prison Break, 24, House, The Adventures Of Lano And Woodley, The Office, 30 Rock, Firefly, Greg The Bunny, and Black Books(Scott - I am forever in your debt for this one!!) Me Vs You

Books:

If You Want To Walk On Water, You've Got To Get Out Of The Boat, Harry Potter, The Case For...series, God's Outrageous Claims, Live From New York, The ScrewTape Letters, Mere Christianity, The Four Loves, Velvet Elvis, Blue Like Jazz, To Own A Dragon, The Life You've Always Wanted, 10 Dumbest Things Christians Do, Why Christian Kids Rebel, Boy Meets Girl, Personality Plus. Too many more to name...

Heroes:

You say the world doesn't need a hero, but everyday i hear people crying out for one..

My Blog

Dave Matthews Band and Dylan Moran rocked Sydney

hello there everybody out there. I feel that i should post 2 reviews of the concerts i have been to in the last 4 days. I also went to John Mayer 3 weeks ago but i can't really remember it that much....
Posted by Chris on Tue, 08 May 2007 07:03:00 PST

Technology is cyclical

hello there, Haven't blogged in about 2months - thought i would. Where were we? Ah yes, when i last left you i was but not a week shy of my 21st birthday celebration, i am delighted to announce that t...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:41:00 PST

my life so far.....

Well....I haven't blogged a while....oops, I certainly blogged that up didn't I. I'm such a bloggin' idiot. As I said, I haven't done a blog in about 2 months, so I feel like ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 05:18:00 PST

The roo of all evil

hey there... It's official. I don't really like kangaroos anymore. Now you're probably thinking, "Hang on Chris, you're a smart, attractive, funny, pensive, humble, unselfish, amazing guy. Why would y...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 08:51:00 PST

Tickets

It's okay people. Don't hold your breath any longer. You can exhale. I've got tickets to Dave Matthews Band. I know right. How awesome is that?!?!?I don't have tickets for the second show yet. No...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:34:00 PST

DAVE MATTHEWS BAND!!!

Lets get down to brass taxes people....at least i think that's the saying. Honestly who cares. The main thing is....Dave Matthews Band are coming to Australia!!!!!!!!!(x95) How awesome is that?? They'...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 04:04:00 PST

Those who can do, those who can't, teach.

I have a bone to pick with all of you out there. How come everybody i know is studying teaching??!!! At least 5 of my church friends are studying teaching, or will be studying teaching. And now that i...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 09:15:00 PST

life, the universe and everything...

This is an interesting story. This morning i woke up and decided to make myself a piece of toast. I set the toaster to 3, medium-brown................................................
Posted by Chris on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 08:59:00 PST