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Jon Richey Poetry Blog

OUT OF THE YAWNING VOID.....

About Me

Welcome to the Jon Richey poetry blog. Sometimes I start sentences by saying "see...what had happened was...". My friends and family(the whole crew...you know how you are, bitches), my woman(my fuzzy headed temptress), and my cats(molly, emma, and ignatius c. reilly joshua schauer burt reynolds mustache [his full name, at home he is just ignatius]) are very important and much loved. I am currently in the process getting a BS in Ecological and Evolutionary Biology, with the intent to be a conservation biologist, or park ranger, or professor, which shows another passion of mine, nature. I love poetry and music. And I love Ween! best band on the planet. and I am currently obsessed with bonsai (bone-sai). I like to rock out with my cock out. and I like the women in my life to jam out with their clam out! I tried to think up some profound life altering things to say here, but this is what you get...douchebag. oh yeah, i like the word "douche" a lot. currently my favorite word. If you like poetry, please look at my blog.......
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My Interests

Music, Poetry, Writing/Reading, Bonsai, The San Antonio Spurs, Science, Live Music, Nature, More Music, TEXAS!
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I'd like to meet:

Issac Hayes, Ween, Otis Redding(r.i.p), The Meters, Charles bukowski(r.i.p.), Larry mcmurtry, Ray Charles(r.i.p), F.D.R.(r.i.p.), Willie Nelson, all the "beat" writers(mostly r.i.p), david bowie, coach greg popovich, various scientists....damn, a lot of dead people..." border=0
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Music:

ALL TIME FAVORITES: ween, issac hayes, otis redding, the band, willie nelson, ray charles, anything with mike patton in it, the blues brothers, waulon jennings, the meters(new and old), led zeppelin, david bowie, hank williams sr., sam cooke, the flaming lips, james brown, tool, bob dylan, pantera, drums and tuba, anything with les claypool, beastie boys, booker t. and the MGs, solomon burke, weezer, slayer, nofx, outkast, frank zappa, the beatles, pink floyd, anthrax, blind melon, johnny cash, hank III, scissor sisters, tenacious d, marvin gaye, smokey robinson, van morrison, korn(old), jeff buckley, merle haggard, tom waits, lamb of god, the blues brothers, superjoint ritual, the mars volta, also comedy albums and recording of great poets reading their shit.....RECENT LISTENING: right now i am completely obsessed with 'ziggy stardust' era david bowie, gnarls barkley, lamb of god, the fiery furnaces, 'Transformer' by lou reed, "mama tried" by merle haggard, alot of country in general: merle, waylon jennings, david allan coe, jerry reed, charlie pride, charlie daniels, Don williams, HankIII, ect., "la cucaracha" by ween, "the bedlam in Goliath" by the mars volta, "Obzen" by meshuggah, 'raising sand' by robert plant and allison krause, regina spekter, metalocolypse, suffocation, and all manner of heavy music at the moment.

Movies:

ALL TIME FAVORITES: the blues brothers, fandango, all things star wars, this is spinal tap, platoon, the road warrior, the jerk, the lord of the rings, the secret of n.i.h.m., apocalypse now, dead presidents, the big chill, animal house, the neverending story, the last waltz, the good the bad and the ugly, smokey and the bandit(hushpuppies, daddy), weird science(no shit, chet, no shit), unforgiven, one flew over the cuckoo's nest, cool hand luke, easy rider, m.a.s.h., the hunt for red october, magnolia, all things evil dead, all things monty python, silverado, the karate kid, the princess bride, trainspotting, anything with bill murray, john candy, will ferrell, or steve martin in it, anything directed by kubrick, pt anderson, wes anderson or john landis, super troopers, kung pow, lonesome dove, seven, the butcher boy, blazing saddles, all things indiana jones, the abyss, james bond, donnie darko, goodfellas, anything by guy ritchie before madonna's cootch made him stupid, beatlejuice, ect RECENT: layer cake!, little miss sunshine, the departed, broken flowers, pan's labrynth, superbad, there will be blood, no country for old men, chinatown (i cant believe it took me that long to see that movie)

Television:

i'd like to say that i don't watch t.v. with a dash of snobbery, but i would be lying, so.... the san antonio spurs!, mythbusters, all thing adult swim(metalocolypse especially), flavor of love, crocodile hunter(r.i.p.), the new 'planet earth' series on discovery, no reservations, bizarre foods, the universe...

Books:

ALL TIME FAVORITES: 'women', 'hollywood', 'ham on rye', 'burning in water, drowning in flame', ect. by charles bukowski, 'A confederacy of dunces' by john kennedy toole, 'house of leaves' by mark z. danielewski, the entire lonesome dove series by larry mcmurtry, 'on the road', 'big sur', ect. by jack keroauc, the complete works of allen ginsberg, 'naked lunch' by william s. burroughs, the poetry of elizabeth bishop, gregory corso, and lawrence ferlinghetti, the whole harry potter series, 'l.a. confidential' by jame elroy, 'ismael' by daniel quinn, 'fear and loathing in las vegas' and 'the rum diaries' by hunter s. thompson, 'it' by stephen king, 'brave new world' by aldous huxley, 'fahrenheit 451' by ray bradbury, 'slaughterhouse 5' by kurt vonnegut, '1984' by george orwell, anything by J.R.R. Tolkein, various history/non-fiction books CURRENTLY READING: harder than hardscrabble, oral recollections of the farming life from the edge of the texas hill country, edited by thad sitton and "Burning in Water, Drowning in Flame" by Charles Bukowski and "Dream Boogie: The Triumph of Sam Cooke" by Peter Guralnick

Heroes:

Issac Hayes, Charles Bukowski, Sam Cooke, Otis Redding, Jack Kerouac, Willie Nelson, David Robinson, Tim Duncan, My Momma, David Bowie

My Blog

untitled poem 285

Untitled Poem 285 With a faint smell of urinal cakes and dispair, our Hero struts w/ a mop in his hand. The daggers behind hands fly deadly; they are made of dehydrated tongues. The Hero dodges deftly...
Posted by Jon Richey Poetry Blog on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 11:18:00 PST

Big Bend Poem from my vacation

Hey peoples. Just go back from vacation in Big Bend. For anyone out there that has never been there, you don't know what you're missing. I know it's a long way...but if your from Texas and have never ...
Posted by Jon Richey Poetry Blog on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:11:00 PST

untitled poem 229 (one of my favorites)

Hello, peoples. reposting this one cause i love it. enjoy!   Untitled poem #229       11/28/03   Stare lovingly upon the Ultimate Caress, or, at least, at the c...
Posted by Jon Richey Poetry Blog on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:49:00 PST

the barbary conflict...an essay

Since school has zapped all my creative energy for writing poetry, I've decided to post what is zapping said energy, a school paper. I think it's pretty good. I got a 97 on it, so I guess it's readabl...
Posted by Jon Richey Poetry Blog on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:08:00 PST

Hands stained brown

The following is another repost due to extreme spring break induced laziness. If you've read it, sorry...if you haven't, enjoy!   Hands Stained Brown     August 24, 2005  ...
Posted by Jon Richey Poetry Blog on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 04:18:00 PST

i need to go to sleep!

Hello peoples. I would like to thank everyone for making me feel like there is a reason to put poetry on this blog. I felt missed. awww....cue the sappy awww track from mindless sit-coms. anyway ...
Posted by Jon Richey Poetry Blog on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:24:00 PST

how embarassing is it to die with flippers on?!?

Hey Y'all. How's things? Sorry for my absence, but life is very busy. School is kicking my ass. Not hard, just alot of shit to do. Sooo...I putting up another poem that has been previously posted, but...
Posted by Jon Richey Poetry Blog on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:57:00 PST

untitled poem 216 (repost)

Howdy. I haven't been around in a while. around myspace that is..did you miss me? oh yeah, i fish for compliments...here is some more stuff that almost nobody has seen.   Untitled poem # 216 ...
Posted by Jon Richey Poetry Blog on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:41:00 PST

Haiku 7 and Untitled poem 104 (drunken redneck monsters) [repost]

Howdy, folks. Here are some more poems i put up, but nobody (well, not that many) people saw. Thanks for looking and commenting, if you are inclined to do so. about to have a small vacation, so feelin...
Posted by Jon Richey Poetry Blog on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:28:00 PST

in my clover footed youth...(repost)

Here is another poem which I've put up before, but nobody probably saw. Thanks for looking. Gotta go, Spurs and Mavs in a few minutes! gonna be a good one! GO SPURS GO!   In my clover-footed yout...
Posted by Jon Richey Poetry Blog on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 04:58:00 PST