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+I didn't want to have to do pull rank on you, but I'm with the mattress police- these mattresses ha

About Me

I love my families (Mainly Lisa + Eden + Rhythm), all my friends, and all my hobbies. I love to rock, and I love to make/break rules. I want to be like Jesus, but not like any religious zealot who says they love him. I want to see hell, not just heaven. I'd also like to add that I've never been to Greece, where one half of my family is from. Someday perhaps. I would love to acquire all of my other half's (family)stuff that is in Mexico- namely Guadalajara for the Sandoval portion and Guanajuato for the Martinez portion of me. So much to be had there. At least just their recipes, and artwork. They say I'm wild, but I feel shy. The people who say I'm too quiet are usually witnessing Tired Joshua. When I say LOVE I really mean it. I love to cook- all kinds of techniques. I love to eat- all kinds of techniques! I seriously enjoy doing absolutely nothing sometimes. I get very unenthused by doing the same thing over and again. Not bored, cause that's for boring folks. I distract myself a lot. Here's the best thing ever: Almost every night, I dream about flying or being some kind of bird. I could watch birds all day long. Is that weird?

My Interests

Foods, A lady who calls me Husband, People who call me Honey, People who call me Daddy, People who call me, Laughter, Tea, Concerts, Non-Profit jobs, Mad-Profit jobs, Epithets, Haikus, Knowing Glances/winks, words without vowels, demolishing things, fashioning weaponry, camping, splinters, smiles from the Rhyth, Snowboarding, Fire, Knives, Birds, Padres Baseball, Clippers Basketball, Eden's Dance class.

Ummm... Frickin This:
And if you like this next one call me right now and come over for a large barbecue party...

I also am interested in not using the internet anymore...

I'd like to meet:

The man who put the ram in the ram a lam a ding dong, after i've met the guy who placed the bop in the bop sha bopsha bopp. I'd like to shake his hand.
Also if any of my families are reading this, here is a link to my wish list in case you were wondering. I don't really need anything, but if you must:

Music:



Hard enough to know when to mellow, and sexy enough to know when to rock, and smart enough to know when to fold 'em, and brazen enough to know when the crowd is in the palm of your hand. For Example:
CRACKERBASH
FIREHOSE
MINUTEMEN
GOOD RIDDANCE
ROCKET FROM THA CRYPT
MINOR THREAT
CHUCK MANGIONE
DJ SHADOW
FUGAZI
JOEY CAPE
POISON THE WELL
PEDRO THE LION
SHADOWS FALL
NO KNIFE
most of BAD RELIGION
SWEETBACK
TWOTHIRTYEIGHT
THE EAGLES
PORTISHEAD
NOFX
MOS DEF
HOT WATER MUSIC
A Tribe CALLED QUEST
old PENNYWISE
REFUSED
THE GET UP KIDS
NO MOTIV
MUSE
SADE
ASTRUD GILBERTO
PENNYWISE
At THE DRIVE IN
MAXWELL
BAD ASTRONAUT
QUICKSAND
PUBLIC ENEMY
RISE AGAINST
PROPAGHANDI
KANYE WEST
MILES DAVIS
STEVIE WONDER!
SHADES APART
THRICE
EPMD
DINOSAUR JR
STRUNG OUT
LAURYN HILL
CARLOS SANTANA
METALLICA
WYCLEF JEAN
THE FLAMING LIPS
FOREIGNER, FOREIGNER, FOREIGNER.

Movies:

Shaolin Soccer
The God of Cookery
Kung Fu Hustle
Dumb and Dumber
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
Rushmore
Fellowship of the Ring
Melt Down Project
Tombstone
Boondock Saints
The Ring
Spider-Man 2
Enter the Dragon
Mallrats
Best in Show
Spinal Tap
Bless the Child
Die Hard
lots more, but this list is strickly bizniss

Television:



Comedies of the funny type, Game Shows, Infomercials, Telemundo, Baseball, Yo! MTV raps, static, the A-team!

Books:

Naked, Barrel Fever, Tuesdays with Morrie, Williams-Sonoma Thanksgiving, Calvin & Hobbes, Lisa's Thesis, Parts of magazines, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Fargo Rock City, Fast Food Nation, The Phantom Tollbooth, Widow for One Year

Heroes:

Momma, Lisa, Friends, Family, Roberto Clemente, you and

My Blog

By the way, I have a new baby.

In case you didn't know yet,Xander Luis Kemble was born on April 17th at 2:57 am.he is now mega awesome. thought you should know homies!
Posted by + ! XL ! + on Tue, 27 May 2008 10:32:00 PST

Wanting to write blogs and top lists.

The word "blog" is a great one. i don't know why, but it reminds me of this movie from the 50's about a creature from outer space that lands on earth, and is like a ball of jelly and eats people. i c...
Posted by + ! XL ! + on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 04:14:00 PST

It was an amazing concert.

It was Free. It was not too loud, not to quiet. It was great weather. It was a spiritual gathering. It was the most amazing concert I have ever seen or heard. I have seen and heard a lot of conce...
Posted by + ! XL ! + on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:37:00 PST

Great Success!

The yard sale went very well, thank you to those of you who attended. I walked out of my front door to start setting up at 630 am, and there were trucks full of bargain hunters already waiting. I wa...
Posted by + ! XL ! + on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:41:00 PST

Yard Sale

Tomorrow, Saturday that is, I am hosting a yard sale on my front lawn.We have some stuff left over from our last one, plus lots of goodies left behind from dear friends who left town for larger towns....
Posted by + ! XL ! + on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:27:00 PST

I really really love to barbecue

Every wednesday, Lisa and I are both off of work. This gives us one day a week when we can focus on being a family, and i actually have time to prepare stuff to grill! I love being outside, setting ...
Posted by + ! XL ! + on Thu, 03 May 2007 04:57:00 PST

Back from tour.

Well, it was a family vacation and we went to several cities and rocked and stayed with friends, so it was very much like a tour, except no concerts. Almost but no. Here is a minor breakdown of the c...
Posted by + ! XL ! + on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 11:30:00 PST

This is Hardcore

Some documentaries must be watched. This one will open many sleepy eyes. AMERICAN HARDCORE - THE MOVIE!although i am not a huge fan of all the "early" bands, i am a huge fan of some of them. i know...
Posted by + ! XL ! + on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 02:42:00 PST

Muscular Dystrophy and the Children it affects

This year, I have the honor and pleasure of participating in MDA'sKUSI Channel 9/51 Telethon Executive Lock Up to help "Jerry'sKids(r)". To reach my goal I need your help! I'd like to include you or y...
Posted by + ! XL ! + on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 03:47:00 PST

Nelly is a horrible Rapper

I mean he has a nice cadence, and is a little bit original with his vocal patterns, but i can tell he's wearing a band aid on his cheek. And I also saw his football skills in The Longest Yard. whoop...
Posted by + ! XL ! + on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 10:11:00 PST