Neil of Faster Than Kenya profile picture

Neil of Faster Than Kenya

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BOOZE AIN'T FOOD?! I'd rather chop off my ding dong than admit that' - William Murd

About Me

My AIM sn is QuarantineV1.............................. Hi, i'm Neil Cloonan, I graduated from Plainfield North High School. I wrestled and ran cross-country during Junior and Senior year. I really enjoy playing baseball and football in my spare time. I am in love with rock music (exends from classic rock to the metal of today). My favorite band is Metallica and if you diss them, you will be missing an eye!!!!!!

Get More MySpace Layouts Like This At a MyspaceBrand.com

.. Click here for more information about the songs
Click here to create your own MySpace PlaylistBad Street MagicSteven Seagal and Jean Claude Van DammeOne of "Hot Rod"s Greatest Moments

My Interests

Baseball, Football, Chicago White Sox, Chicago Bears, Chicago Blackhawks, Metallica, Pegasus (My Band), Firearms, The Second Amendment, Xbox 360, PC Gaming, Cross Country, Guitar, Girls

I'd like to meet:



Which Mighty Morphin Power Ranger Are You?

Red Ranger You are the Red Ranger, you are Jason. Your weapon is the power sword. You are the T-Rex and the Gorrila.

Myspace Quizzes

Music:

Metallica, Stone Temple Pilots, Guns N'Roses, Velvet Revolver, Megadeth, Slayer, Lucky Boys Confusion, Nile, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, HORSE The Band, Pegasus, Deathclok, Nirvana, Joe Satriani, Jimi Hendrix, Pre-American Idiot Green Day, Less Than Jake, A7X, Rush, Aerosmith, Linkin Park, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Death, U2, Van Halen, Pyre, Catakombs, Metal, Classic Rock, Thrash, Grunge, Rock, Old School Gangsta Rap (None of the new stuff, that is shit)

Movies:

Some Kind of Monster, Snakes On A Plane, Half Baked, Dazed and Confused, Robocop, The Terminator, First Blood, Rambo 2, Rambo 3, Predator, Predator 2, Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien: Resurrection, Halloween (Original), Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Anchorman, Talladega Nights, Airplane!, Hot Rod, Rambo, Saving Private Ryan, Gangs of New York

Television:

White Sox, Blackhawks, Da Bears, Sportscenter, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Simpsons, Family Guy, NCIS, 24, Robot Chicken

Books:

Stephen King, Tom Clancy

Heroes:

CAPTAIN PLANET!, Ted Turner, Eugene Stoner, Mikhail Kalashnikov, Gaston Glock, Edmund Heckler, Theodor Koch, Horace Smith, Daniel B. Wesson, Ronnie Barrett, Eliphalet Remington, Jack Bauer, Shaq Fu, James Hetfield, Kirk Hammet, Kiefer Sutherland

My Blog

Change

If you want change so much that you would vote for a guy that promises it with NO OUTLINES, you hate America. If you want to be under the leadership of a man that is more liberal than the socialist se...
Posted by Neil of Faster Than Kenya on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 02:21:00 PST

The Dark Knight- Joker Interrogation Scene Spoof

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2yv8aT0UFc Hilarious...
Posted by Neil of Faster Than Kenya on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 08:33:00 PST

Attention all who are anti-gun (a satire)

Most people in America wo believe guns are bad either think that because guns kill people and that there isn't anything major to defend yourself against.1) Guns don't kill people, idiots kill people2)...
Posted by Neil of Faster Than Kenya on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:07:00 PST

10 Things Idiots Do On Myspace

ONEthere is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"NO, it doesnt.TWOTo the people who have like 25,000 friends,are you s...
Posted by Neil of Faster Than Kenya on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 05:04:00 PST

Ok

I just started this up.I don't have a very good picture of me, so I won't have a pic up for a little bit.
Posted by Neil of Faster Than Kenya on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:03:00 PST