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hefner954

I'm not Gangsta...I just know how to dress

About Me

I live alone in the mountains of North Carolina.I'm a counselor at a local detox center.I'm a spiritual person that believes that if you aren't helping others,then what's the point? So why did I do it? I could offer a million answers - all false. The truth is that I'm a bad person. But, that's gonna change - I'm going to change. This is the last of that sort of thing. I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm gonna be just like you. The job, the family, the fucking big television. The washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electric can opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure wear, luggage, three piece suit, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing gutters, getting by, looking ahead till the day I die.
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Nothing but Feathers.....

..> Well I guess you left me with some feathers in my handDid it make it any easier to leave me where I stand?I guess there might not be too many who would stand beside you nowWhere'd you come from?...
Posted by hefner954 on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 10:33:00 PST

you are not worthless!!!!

A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a 20 dollar bill. in the room of 200, He said, who would like this 20 dollar bill? Hands started going up. I am going to give this to on...
Posted by hefner954 on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:54:00 PST

Crack Fiend

You know your family loves you... You're my friend and I love you... If I could change one thing, it's what that dope did to you. 20 years old, out all alone in this cold world and I can only ...
Posted by hefner954 on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 09:21:00 PST

Blah Blah Blah

Well I am sitting in front of this mind numbing machine again wondering if I will ever be satisfied. I loved being in N.C. when I first got here, but the monotony is definetly getting to me. I we...
Posted by hefner954 on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 05:11:00 PST