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Elmo, the Ninja-Pirate ♥

Ninja-Pirate for life... ♥

About Me

My name's Matt,
I'm 18,
I'm not perfect.
I'm broken.
I'm tired.
I'm lazy.
I'm lost.
I'm lonely.
I'm losing.
I am a complete metal-head,
I play Bass, Guitar, Violin & Keys,
And my music page, "Invisible Friends" ♥
www.myspace.com/ifyoudlike
I don't like you,
Leave me alone.
♥"Flawed"♥
Technicolor soul-searching
Cumulonimbus despair
We love the lies we live
No sheep's wool can possibly be as white as imagined
We, the wolves
And our grandiose delusions
Our expectations, monstrous edifices
We sit as kings upon thrones of imperfection
Yet DEMAND flawlessness ♥
"OFF WITH HIS HEAD!"
The cry resonates through the corridor
No waiting period, no jury trial
After all
How could fair judgement POSSIBLY be expected
For such a heinous crime
As mirroring one's own faults?
You know you wanna...♥ Just do it, write something here and press the button.

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My solo project...
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My Interests


Bass... Music...
Headbanging...
Smoking...
My bands... ♥

I'd like to meet:

♥ Thom Yorke. ♥
♥ Cliff Burton. ♥ R.I.P.
God.
Jesus.
Bill & Ted.
Wayne & Garth.
Jay & Silent Bob.
A Roast Pork.
Noah & his stupid ark.
The Bananas In Pajamas.
♥ A TACO!!!
Lil John.
Unicorns.
Fabio.
Pixies.
He-man.
William Hung.
♥ A LLAMA!!!
John So.
YOUR Mum.
John Howard.
The Queen.
Elmo.
Goku.
Bulbasaur.
Big Ted.
Michael Jordan.
And AFI... So L-Roy, Horney Seany & I can kick their asses.

This Girl Rockers

Music:


Radiohead ♥
Thom Yorke ♥
Dick Lövgren ♥
Cliff Burton ♥
Jim Morrison ♥
Ray Charles ♥
Robert Smith ♥
Jonny Greenwood ♥
Michael Balzary ♥
Kurt Cobain ♥
#2. Paul Grey ♥
Sean Daly ♥
Ion Dissonance ♥
Lupe Fiasco ♥
Beneath The Massacre ♥
The Doors ♥
Envy ♥
Seo Ta Ji ♥
Oxidised razor ♥
Gorjia ♥
Kataklysm ♥
SikTh ♥
Marilin Manson ♥
Mushroomhead ♥
Immortal♥
Lymphatic phlegm ♥
Tool ♥
The 69 Eyes ♥
Plain White T's ♥
Carpathian Forest ♥
Muse ♥
Mono & World's End Girlfriend ♥
Godspeed You Black Emperor! ♥
Plastic Mutatins ♥
Dimmu Borgir ♥
U2 ♥
Nine Inch Nails ♥
Cradle Of Filth ♥
General surgery ♥
No Value ♥
Dry Kill Logic ♥
Walk the earth ♥
Red Hot Chilli Peppers ♥
Semen across lips ♥
Children Of Bodom ♥
Jimmy Eat World ♥
Pearl Jam ♥
Coldplay ♥
Gym Class Heroes ♥
Spring Wires ♥
Lost order ♥
Slipknot ♥
Carcass ♥
The Sweet ♥
H.I.M ♥
Non-Intentional Lifeform ♥
The Verve ♥
Paedo Pan ♥
Korn ♥
My Bloody Valentine ♥
Scratch Perverts ♥
Psycroptic ♥
Eagles of Death Metal ♥
Hate breed ♥
Megadeath ♥
Cartel ♥
Lamort ♥
Meatyard ♥
Splatterhouse ♥
Lamb of God ♥
Swollen Members ♥
Background Projection ♥
R.E.M ♥
Rammstein ♥
Bile ♥
Birdflesh ♥
Counting Crows ♥
Oasis ♥
Alexisonfire ♥
Reel Big Fish ♥
Nefastus Dies ♥
The Butterfly Effect ♥
Anal blast ♥
.i.n.s.a.n.o. ♥
Trivium ♥
Frenzal Rhomb ♥
Rancid ♥
Lamb ♥
Shattersphere ♥
System of a Down ♥
Metallica ♥
Slayer ♥
Blessid Union Of Souls ♥
Giving in ♥
Day-dream Sandwhich ♥
Silhouette ♥
Incubus ♥
Arlo Guthrie ♥
A Tribe Called Quest ♥
You Am I ♥
Millencolin ♥
Pennywise ♥
Creed ♥
Kayo Dot ♥
Nirvana ♥
Behind Crimson Eyes ♥
The Cure♥
Superheist ♥
Stone Temple Pilots ♥
The Weakerthans ♥
Bleeding through ♥
Skinless ♥
Hilltop hoods ♥
Big Heavy Stuff ♥
Mystic Forest ♥
Blink 182 ♥
Guns & Roses ♥
The Strokes ♥
1200 Techniques ♥
Architecture in Helsinki ♥
Le Tigre ♥
Glassjaw ♥
Stone Temple Pilots ♥
Black Stars ♥
Talk Show Host ♥
Buried In Your Shadow &hearts
Atreyu ♥
Lye by Mistake ♥
Steve Vai ♥
Frank Zappa ♥
Dweezel Zappa ♥
Moon-unit Zappa ♥
The Angels ♥
The Herd ♥
Rose Tattoo ♥
AC/DC ♥
Modem ♥
Deep Purple ♥
Iron Maiden ♥
Godsmack ♥
The Living End ♥
Bloc Party ♥
Jewel ♥
Maudlin of the Well ♥
In Flames ♥
Nightwish ♥
C.A.R.N.E ♥
Kreator ♥
Prom Rock ♥
The Vatican ♥
Katatonia ♥
Melt Banana ♥
Frightmare ♥
Johnny Cash ♥
Lykathea Aflame ♥
Lost Insanity ♥
Antiskeptic ♥
Wishful ♥
And lots and lots of...
♥ GRINDCORE!♥

Movies:


'The Chad and Flea show'
ILY Flea ♥

Television:


Rejected Cartoons♥

Heroes:


Thom Yorke ♥

My Blog

sleeping...

I'm crying in the darkScreaming out your nameI don't understandEither way its all the sameIn a cold and desolite landI can't help how I feelThis love I haveThis is so realThis can't be just an allusio...
Posted by Elmo, the Ninja-Pirate ♥ on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:04:00 PST

too late =(

When you asked me why I loved you,I never answered.I could never find a way to tell youall the things that make you so wonderful.Nor could I tell you how beautiful you were those mornings,No matter ho...
Posted by Elmo, the Ninja-Pirate ♥ on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:00:00 PST

...

I still remember that brisk and cool day,that day we met and my fears were driven away.Your perfect smile, your joyous laugh,the way your eyes lit up when we talked about the past.We would sit and tal...
Posted by Elmo, the Ninja-Pirate ♥ on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:51:00 PST

i love all of you

I love your soft kisses. I love your soft touch.   I love the way you bite your lip. I love you soooooo much.   I love the way you look at me. I love the way you smile.  &nbs...
Posted by Elmo, the Ninja-Pirate ♥ on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:44:00 PST

Because...

Because you love me...I love you. Because you care...I love you. Because you respect me...I love you. Because you are faithful...I love you. Because you see the real me...I love you. Because you won't...
Posted by Elmo, the Ninja-Pirate ♥ on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:41:00 PST

i love...

i love the way you look at me the way you make me smile i love the way you entered the world and made my life worth while i love the way you say my name even though it isnt right i love the way you s...
Posted by Elmo, the Ninja-Pirate ♥ on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:39:00 PST

My love...

my love for you is like a rash painfully red My love for you is like a sunburn being hit My love for you is like the love i wishwe had My love for you stings so bad it makes me mad My Love for you is...
Posted by Elmo, the Ninja-Pirate ♥ on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:37:00 PST

i'll love you when...

I'll love you when you're silly I'll love you when you're sweet I'll love you when you're grouchy too My love for you is deep I'll love you when you're happy I'll love you when you're sad I'll love y...
Posted by Elmo, the Ninja-Pirate ♥ on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:35:00 PST

The will...

The Will... Will you still love me when elastin grows weak? Will you still love me when future is bleak? Will you still love me when hair turns to grey? Will you still love me on each passing day? ...
Posted by Elmo, the Ninja-Pirate ♥ on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:33:00 PST

The cookie jar

Dribble dribble dribble, Splatter, splatter, splatter... There are words you never heard, Did they ever really matter? I gave it all away, My sorrow's getting fatter. Draining off whats left of me, Th...
Posted by Elmo, the Ninja-Pirate ♥ on Fri, 04 May 2007 03:07:00 PST