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About Me

I've pretty much been told my entire life that I'm a bit different. This either leads to other peoples'genuine appreciation of me or does their head in. Im hyper-sensitive, I was completely hysterical in Moulin Rogue and the adventures of Bengi. If I had the choice I'd spend the whole day in bed and only venture out at night. My over-analysis leads to a state of mental paralysis. Damaged people are by far the most interesting but I hate people who romanticize depression as the unique plight of the artistically inclined. I once had a teacher at uni tell me that if you haven't suffered from a mental illness, taken loads of drugs, had copious amounts of sex or been convicted of a felony that landed you in jail, then you'll never be a true writer. Basically he was just talking about himself. I get skin hunger a lot. I think solitude is really underrated and I hate big crowds. I never want to get married or end up with an Aussie. I plan to live in New York and also by the ocean. When I' the city I often miss being by the sea. My life would be far less complicated if I packed up my bags and started an agricultural farm in Byron. I'm a carnivore with a vegetarian conscience. I think my metabolism is shot to shit. Dusk is my favourite time of the day. I've eaten enough sugar to fill up an Olympic sized pool. I think most people are really selfish but I have to admit that I only tend to remember things people say if I'm actually interested, so yeah, I guess I am a narcissist. I have masochistic tendencies to push the boundaries way too far in general just to test myself. I am impulsive and nonsensical.I'm actually so nice I'm constantly trying to hide it. Yeah, I have issues.
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Dr. Christian Troy


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Dr. Sean McNamara


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Gina Russo


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Dr. Liz Cruz


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Michelle Latham


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The Carver


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Julia McNamara


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Matt McNamara


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You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!

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Goth


55%

Skater


30%

Trendy


25%

Prepy


20%

Emo


15%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


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Hippy


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Popular Bitch


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Goth


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Athletic Tomboy


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Slut


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Nerdy Girl


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Loser


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Preppy Girl


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My Interests

Dating emotional retards, masochistic play-dates, hanging with my buddies, drinking champagne, drunken debates, dancing like a retard, offending stupid people, rain, daydreaming about New York, Fashion + other distracting superficialities, sex, eccentric people, long baths, non-pretentious forms of artistic self-expression, films, photography, non-comformists, carbohydrates, sloth.div

I'd like to meet:

Me, but male. It'll never happen.

Music:

Tool, Audioslave, Beck, RATM, Perfect Circle, CutCopy, NIN, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, BEP Hendrix, Alice in Chains,Badly Drawn Boy, Lou Reed, old U2, Velvet Underground, The Shins, Bob Marley, Busta Rhymes, Bloc Party, Beastie Boys, Badly Drawn Boy, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club,Blur, The Subways, Air, Alice Cooper, Nick Cave, Artic Monkeys, Babyshambles, Beastie Boys, Ben Harper, BEP, Chemical Bro, Coldplay, The Presets, Cypress Hill, Dandys, Death Cab for Cutie, De La Soul, Deftones, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, Eric Clapton, Modest Mouse, The Killers, The Vines, The Hives, The Doors, The Thrills, Dre, Faith No More, The Von Bondies, Faithless, Fiona Apple, Franz Ferdinand, Frou Frou, Fischerspooner, Fleetwood Mac, FooF, Goldfrapp, Gorillaz, Jay-Z, Jeff Buckley, Kelis, Mazzy Star, Mogwai, Morcheeba, Mudhoney, Mylo, My Chemical Romance, Muse, NERD, New Order, NIN, Nick Drake, Outkast,2pac, Missy E, Peaches,Nirvana, No DOubt, Pixies, Pink Floyd, Portishead, Public Enemy, Pulp, Queens of the Stone age, Garbage, Rob Zombie, Rufus Wainwright, Run DMC, Snoop, System of a Down, Stone Temple Pilots, RATM, Stevie Nicks, Storm Large, Radiohead,RHCP, REM, The Kinks, The Roots, White Stripes, INXS, Weezer,Smashing PUmpkins,Sneakysound system, The Screaming Trees, Velvet Revolver, Hole, Bikini Kill, L7, Jane's Addiction, Jay-Z, Joy Division, Lauren Hill, The Kinks, LCD Soundsystem, Lenny Kravitz, Leonard Cohen, The Libertines, Nada Surf, Patti Smith, PJ Harvey, The Avalanches, The Black Keys,

Movies:

Scarface The Deer Hunter The Big Lebowski Igby Goes Down True Romance Before Sunrise Virgin Suicides Dr. Strangelove The Shining Full Metal Jacket Breakfast at Tiffany's A Clockwork Orange Wayne's World Old School The squid and the whale Stand By Me Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind Sling blade

Television:

Rescue Me,Little Britain, Black Books, Arrested Development, Seifeld, Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Will&Grace, Conan, Six Feet Under, Sex and the City, Entourage, Nip/Tuck (quells my macabre fascination with plastic surgery)

Books:

Brett Easton Ellis Aldous Huxley Syliva Plath Virginia Woolf Hunter S. Thompson Raymond Carver Avid magazine reader: V magazine, Another Magazine + british vogue, visit the following websites daily - http://www.thesuperficial.com, http://www.dlisted.com, http://www.thefashionspot.com, http://belledejour-uk.blogspot.com

Heroes:

Kate Moss divSofia Coppola

My Blog

Kate Moss

The fall and rise of Kate Moss Before her cocaine scandal she was worth £4 million a year. Now she's earning three times as much. Just what is Kate Moss doing right? Polly VernonSunday May 14, 2006The...
Posted by Miss Caz on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 02:32:00 PST

To the Evening Star

TO THE EVENING STAR by: William Blake (1757-1827) HOU fair-hair'd angel of the evening, Now, whilst the sun rests on the mountains, light Thy bright torch of love; thy radiant crown Put on, and ...
Posted by Miss Caz on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 07:52:00 PST

Another 'Superficial' post

December 14, 2006 Paris Hilton snorts her desserts Paris Hilton was spotted with some white residue in her nose yesterday after throwing down $2,600 on lunch at Nellos restaurant in New York. She was ...
Posted by Miss Caz on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:55:00 PST

To an ex-friend

I've been pretty tough on you at times. I'm sure you think that I hate you, but I want you to know that I hate you. ...
Posted by Miss Caz on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:50:00 PST

Excellent quote by Anouk Annais

"It's better to desire than to have...The moment of desire, when you know something is going to happen - that's the most exalting."
Posted by Miss Caz on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:16:00 PST

Funny post on ScarJo

So unless you despise Scarlett (i'm the thinking man's sex symbol) Johansson as much as me, you probably won't appreciate the following snippet from one of my favourite websites thesuperficial.com. "...
Posted by Miss Caz on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 07:01:00 PST

kewl or fool

kewl Kate Moss, total goddess.   Another Magazine.   Russh Magazine.   Lover the label.   Agent Provocateur lingerie.   Lolita-esque heart sunglasses   Smith St.   O...
Posted by Miss Caz on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 06:48:00 PST