Samurai Jesus

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The year was 1478. In a small fishing village in Northern Japan a young virgin, named Keiko sat mending her fathers fishing nets....Well, she wasnt actually still a virgin but thats what everyone in the village thought. she also wasnt doing much mending cause she was really high on opium.. Anyway there she sat,mending the nets on a large rock right on the shore. The water came right up to the rock. It was her favorite place to sit. from here she could watch all the ships as the would come and go from the harbor.Here she had spent many days dreaming of the worlds beyond the waves. Little did she know that This day would be much differnt from the rest. As she sat working she heard a strange sound coming from the water below. It was a sweet sound of singing, a gurgling voice came up from the deep. Keiko looked down into the water. Behold a great golden fish stared up from the water. It was he who was singing! "OH GREAT AND BEAUTIFUL FISH!!!!" she cried, "Please tell me of what do you sing?"(you see Keiko, unlike myself, could not speak Scaleu, the language of the fish) The fish came to the surface and spoke unto her in the tounge of her fathers, "Keiko, I sing of the babe whom you now cary unknowist though thou are! He is the mighty one of old spoken by the fish prophets!" You shall name him TYLIN and he will cleanse the world of its sins though the steel of his sword....go ye therefore and bare the child henceforth to the mountains there you will find a monk of the true way to train the Child in the way of the Samurai...