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Drew®

ZOMG! Now pass the chesticles leave the chlamydia!!!

About Me


Extremadamente celosa y maldita
I have a very LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP WITH MYSELF.
I’m currently suffering from quarter-life crisis.
My quick solution for boredom is to drink till I pass out.
I smoke to help me think of things randomly popping in my head.
I get easily annoyed by wanna be or potential SUV driving-soccer moms/dads. Confined in their opulent ghettoes and living with appalling ignorance.
I openly air my sentiments which differentiate me from a doormat.
I’m bored, confused, unnoticed, misunderstood, curious, twisted and sleep deprived.
I'm a comet junkie and a thief because I enjoy stealing glances.
I refuse to admit that I'm crazy; I just have a different interpretation of reality.
I'm addicted to gummy bears and those sour cotton candies.
I'm skinny and I enjoy the perks of being able to slide through small openings in case of a drug bust.
I love hitting my head with a hammer because it feels so good once you stop.
I read somewhere that sex happens mostly in the brain and the rest are delivery devices. I wonder why then do stupid people seem to have more sex than the rest of us? I stand by my conviction that the universe has a warped sense of humour.
I believe living your life to the fullest means being able to have the best story at the retirement home.
I'm still waiting for someone to say something worth quoting.
STILL AT WAR WITH SOBRIETY
IT'S OFFICIAL I'M OBLIVIOUS OF BEING A MASOCHIST.
STILL ALLERGIC TO BATTERED DICKS OR WORN OUT WIENERS AND CALLUSED CUNTS OR FIRE IN THE HOLE CAUSED BY CASUAL FRICTION BURN CONTRIBUTIONS...I NEED A LOBOTOMY.
My sole purpose in life is to eliminate stupidity and we need a bigger boat.
I’m also here because I’m a poor Oriental girl living in Asia and I need a green card because EBAY ran out of it and a husband/boyfriend because Amazon didn’t have the stock suited for my taste.
I have serious issues against cheaters (the discreet sneaky emotional cheaters and the blatant barbaric slug shaggers - or like how a mate poetically described them.)
Obviously if you’re the type who read, you won’t miss the fact that I ramble a lot. My about me is enough to make a blog. I’m not a myspace whore (so yeah shake that notion that you think you’re cool, you’re just delusional) but I’m addicted to this shit cause of my recent discovery that some people in here actually do read. I was beginning to think that this is full of half naked teenagers pretending to be 22 or pictures with proper lighting.
I might be a BITCH but I'm the BEST BITCH in town...

My Interests

*Cillian Murphy
*SKETCHING
*SMOKING
*FOOTBALL (SOCCER) PLAYERS
*GROTESQUE ART
*RAIN
*VIDEOGAMES (playstation, WOW, pc games, arcade)
*WEED
*music cause it keeps me sane and I use it to get off
*wandering about with my pink elephant and hunting my yellow and green stripe zebra
*hating cheaters and anything similar or belong to the same category (that includes itchy women I don't excuse emotional and monthly chemical imbalance to open your legs to some asshole)
*and who knows probably you if only you read the profile

I'd like to meet:

Anyone as long as he/she is not a pervert or a schmuck.

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Music:

Lets see...The Who, The Kinks, Queen, Led Zep, Deep Purple, Psychdellic Furs (Love Spit Love--- Richard Butler),OMD, Black Sabbath, Disturbed, Tool, Nine Inch Nails, Death Cab For Cutie, Incubus, Portishead/Massive Attack, Bliss, Alisha's Attic, Stereophonics, Chemical Brothers, Indigo girls, Joy Division, Comsat Angels, Siouxsie and the Banshee, Cream, Beatles, Doors, Filter, The Verve, The Velvet Underground, Joni Mitchell, Janis Joplin, Bob Dylan, Al Green, Bill Withers, Curtis Mayfield, Marvin Gaye, Rage Against the Machine, Radiohead, Louis Armstrong, Sex Pistols, The Pogues, The Cure, The Clash, Rolling Stones, Tears for Fears, u2, The Police, The smiths, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, Eddi Reader, The Sundays, Alana Davis, Liz Phair, Godsmack, Tricky, Morcheeba, Sia, Superchick, Jill Sobule, Jill Scott, India Arie, Queen Adreena,Matisyahu Scarling, Catatonia,Daisy Chainsaw, Jack Off Jill, Maple Bee, Placebo, Kate Bush,Blur, Soul Coughing, Echo and the Bunnymen KENNY G...and his music to fuck to...just kidding.

Movies:

Saving Private Ryan, Philadelphia, Some kind of Wonderful, Life is Beautiful,Blow, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, The Last Samurai,(blackhawk down - just to watch Orlando Bloom fall from the chopper), Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Godfather, Roman Holiday, The Notebook Schindler's List, Road to Perdition, Good Fellas, Kramer vs Kramer, The Shawshank Redemption, Dead Man Walking, Broke-Back Mountain, Boys Dont Cry, Enemy at the Gates, Behind Enemy Lines Y Tu Mama Tambien Akira Kurosawa

Television:

Grey's Anatomy ( I like watching sluts), Little Britain, The L Word, House, LOST, SOUTHPARK, MAN SHOW, Chapelle show, Arrested Development, ESPN cause I bet.

Books:

One L, The Client, Tuesdays With Morrie, The Five People you meet in Heaven, Norwegian Wood, Sophie's World Wacky Wednesday, Haruki Murakami's books, The Empress, The Pact but screw the ending, the alchemist, pathology and my fave all...LAW BOOKS

Heroes:


Sandra Day O'Connor , Gloria Steinam, Rebecca West (cause they deserve to be called bitches cause they know what they're saying and they've proven themselves that they can kick ass) My mother the first sensible feminist I've encountered. My friends cause they're always there to call me crazy and drag my ass back to sanity. All the women who stood up for what they believe in and didn't settle for anything less and who refused to be just another pretty piece of flesh clad in some dead animal's skin under 5 pounds of make-up.My therapist cause he's sensible at the moment.

My Blog

I was here for days like this

To my readers I wanted to tell you to read a series of essays and poems I have written for the past two years of my life. You became a part of my life now and this my way of reaching out and allowing...
Posted by Drew® on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:31:00 PST

Sonambulism

Walking To Moonlight A place Of a different dimension Where reality Takes a backseat. A state Of pure tranquility Where souls Float freely. A time Of endless flight Where hibernation Takes us fro...
Posted by Drew® on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 11:30:00 PST

Binged (Rubbish Indulgence)

Dumped   Hunger in one's soul or groins May never be circumvented, And no sudden cosmic decree From higher heavens may zoom in, Skirt around, to finally delete Some systems, clear up Rheumy eyes,...
Posted by Drew® on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:25:00 PST

Closemouthed and Undone

Fragile Conscious am I So I thought of a cleansing diet. First week- I starved myself Helplessly succumbing To gallons of water But still Conscious I remained. Second week- I poisoned myself Faithful...
Posted by Drew® on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:16:00 PST

Painful Art

20/20 Coloured Specs   Beat me With your irons Until my purple flesh break You'll hear nothing Wound me deeply Till I lie in my blood Neither would I care Slaughter me If you wish to Your pleasu...
Posted by Drew® on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:06:00 PST

Feigned Ignorance

Cryptic Comedy of Risus   Liquid notes Fluid tones Drop Like tear As they are strummed, Plucked From virtuoso's High-strung emotions. He carelessly Creates themfor he knew Beauty was nil, Being...
Posted by Drew® on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 08:57:00 PST

Comatose

  Systems Overload   I lay still   Warding off every thought Yet this fiend I see Through eyes shut I feel Through systems resisting& Too good to resist Too persistent to avoid ...
Posted by Drew® on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 08:32:00 PST

Song of Ourouis

Forged Melancholy       I long not for your rescue! What am I  A bird held captive but Whose wings dare not move       And I, a dreamer Sustained by half-truths. &...
Posted by Drew® on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 08:24:00 PST

Edredon De Palabras (rantings)

En mi silencio   La poesía se esfuerza para prohibido solamente tanto diciendo. La disnea opulent de poemas repite simplemente la preocupación singular del poeta: el disarticulation de la belle...
Posted by Drew® on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 01:40:00 PST

Contaminated Cocktail

And she drowned         Your promises Sweetly dragged me Deep Down I could not Rise to the surface Of my truths.       How could you laugh At my funeral? &n...
Posted by Drew® on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 08:09:00 PST