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Mungus

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About Me

Not a product of the wishes and desires of others, not beholden to supernatural and all-powerful beings, not entirely conditioned to function in society, not fully aware of the true nature of the universe, not the best person/partner/lover/student/teacher/mentor/friend that I can be...other than that I'm alright.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Natalie Portman...artfully arranging sushi on her naked body...then sitting down to a lovely dinner.

My Blog

Chuck Norris

In my travels throughout the middle east and Afghanistan I noted an interesting phenomenon. References to Chuck Norris are scribbled in every porta potty, latrine, head, lavatory and all other means o...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 12:56:00 GMT

Back to the World

The end of life on the other side of the world has finally arrived. Returning to the land of instant gratification and abundant excess seems like entering an amazing amusement park, all kaliedescopic ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 15:50:00 GMT

100 yards

The distance seems long if playing for the touchdown, but when 100 yards separates your precious hide from a fully loaded toyota corolla, then distance seems to compress in an instant into that nightm...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:56:00 GMT

Time and Place

The wrong place at the wrong time,a useful term though much overusedto describe those unfortunate soulswho have been trapped by life,or mired in the sticky tar of reality. Our minds tend to rememberw...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 13:33:00 GMT

Buddha Boy reincarnated

Devotees flock to 'Buddha reincarnation' in Nepal The Associated Press Published: November 12, 2008     RATANPUR, Nepal: The teenage boy revered as a reincarnation of Buddha sat ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 12:33:00 GMT

Little Big Bang

Sub-atomic particles are accelerated into invisible rings of fire, beginning the end, a final second collision . smashed in subliminal fury until no light remains just a captive black diamond, chaine...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 16:26:00 GMT

Let there be...

Puke trails leading from Denver to Saint Paul and back to my doorstep leaving no doubt as to the prospects of change as an option or not
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:18:00 GMT

Space-mind Continuum

The pitter-patter of little words fell past my ears like raindrops, splattering against the gray concrete foundation of my boredom. As the droplets coalesced into streaming rivulets the realization hi...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:07:00 GMT

This is the Fourth World

Afghanistan dripped on my tongue and pricked my eyes with a thick stew of smells and sights drifting through the murky air in undefined wads of first impressions. Wood fires and diesel, dust driven b...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:02:00 GMT

Powdered Punishment

Ubiquitous and persistently invasive, the powdery sand dominates everything in this dreamland desert. It's as if time's eternal hourglass has ruptured to release an endless stream intent on burying ev...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 01:35:00 GMT