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Kelly James

Bownt Chicka Bow Now!!

About Me

Generally a wise-cracka with a lingo all my own. Clearly though, I dish out a dose of non-sense better than I can take it... however, that aside, I'm loyal, unique, bold and conscienious in general. I also like to make money and am known to be semi-wicked with my with my two-turntables and a micro phone. I'm well intentioned, as in... I usually "intend" to put the seat both up and then back down again, but more often than not I end up wizzin' all over the damn thing anyway... but the saver is that I'll also often wipe that nastiness up thereafter... so you see, it's all good if ya just lemme finish already, eh. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Computer anything... nostalgic photos of places I recognize, electronic music, making you feel like the pig that you are, meeting my fears... and generating as much humor as possible without being annoying or fer chrissakes...fake! Oh yeah, and making oodles of dough... I mean, c'mon, what good is an older guy if he can't play "Daddy", eh?

I'd like to meet:

A mammal preferably, in particular an independent, sultry, open-minded one whom is up for new experiences. The kinda girly who has the capacity not to be scandalous, nor toooo overly talkative!! Frickin' hate that!! However, her laugh is contagious and her smile melts... along with some portion of her physique.

Music:

Most anything that can be blended (beat for beat) with another track... aka... electronica or house music and all that stems from it. I'm a veteran dj fer god sakes, what did you expect me to say... Hall & Oates??? Music like that gives me the dry heaves!! If you wanna know what kinda music I like, and if you happen to reside in the OC/LA area, then tune your radio to a live mix-show every weeknite from 12am-3am on 104.3FM for ThumpRadio's mix show called RemixRadio. It's brilliant every single nite... trust me on that one. 3 different dj's doing an hour slot a piece.

Movies:

Anything that has backdrop music that goes a little something like this: 'bownt chica bow now' and so happens to have 3x's attached to the title somehow. You get the picture, eh? Also, The Godfather I & II, The Untouchables, Return to Paradise, Swingers, Pulp Fiction, Scent of a Women, and that movie about a Giraffe...what was it called??? Oh yeah.. Deep Throat I think it was .. nyuk, nyuk.

Television:

The Sopranos, 6 ft Under, Most anything reality based or nature bound on Discovery Channel, TLC or The History Channel.

Books:

ReRun, The Client, Maxim Magazine, anything with factoids and points of insignifica, I dunno, your mail, your diary... anything that gives me the real deal.

Heroes:

Rocco, Peter North, Al Pacino, Vince Vaughn, Mark McQuire, Master P, Doc Martin, my late parents, and as Julio Iglesias once sang... "all dee gurls I've loved befo"

My Blog

Sunscreen Dream

Ladies and gentlemen, below are words meant to share: esp., for those considerably younger than myself. Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen wo...
Posted by Kelly James on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST