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Gabe

I don't know...I don't have my glasses on.

About Me



yes, i'm that bored that i've decided to add to my profile. i like orange juice without any pulp whatsoever, my hair is much shorter than it used to be, i don't have any facial hair anymore, and my musical tastes are stuck in 1997.i've run out of witty things to say, and i don't feel like copying and pasting anything that i've written anywhere else. so for now, you're stuck with this. if you can think of anything witty that you think i might say, please feel free to send it to me, and i'll promptly add it.also, fyi: i don't accept friend requests with random people just because they ask.

My Interests

filling out profiles online, making omlettes, eating hummus with vegetables, maintaining the diet of a black bear, trying to be extremely sarcastic and simultaneously sincere and thought-provoking.

I'd like to meet:

Charles Barkley, any certified b-list celebs (i'm obsessed)

Music:

weezer, cake, beastie boys, bad religion, sublime, 311, liz phair, the who, soul coughing, bloodhound gang, afghan whigs, sugar, cracker, faith no more, pavement, biggie, chilli peppers, dinosaur jr, sarah mclachlan, tribe, rage, public enemy

Movies:

Back to the Future trilogy, Singles, Trading Places, Half Baked, Office Space, Pi, Requiem for a Dream, Enemy of the State, Devil's Advocate

Television:

SportsCenter, Alias, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Insomniac with Dave Attell, the Chappelle Show, Arrested Development, etc etc

Heroes:

Bill Veeck, Ayn Rand, Al Davis, Nadine Strossen, David Boaz, Milton Friedman, Ludwig von Mises, Richard Branson, Camille Paglia, Lowell Weicker, Volcano Johnson, Stephen J. Cannell, Howie Schwab