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Kramer

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I like movies. I like watchin' em. I love makin' em. I like sports, moreso playing, rather than watching, but I do enjoy going to the ballpark from time to time. I love to travel and wish I did it more often. I really like playing board games. And poker. And craps. Pretty much anything you find in a casino. I like to drink, but not alone, only when I can hang around with people I like and have a good conversation. I like to sleep, but I find that I always end up getting too much sleep or too little sleep in a given night.Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - BuddhaClick to zoom in on my visitor map!

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who doesn't make me want to punch them in the throat. So that pretty much rules out all televangelists, and the cast of Everybody Loves Raymond. And Mel Gibson. But beyond that, I'm good to go.

My Blog

Barry Manilow/Granny Panties experiment

For those of you who don't know my diabolical plan, let me bring you up to speed. (It's actually not really diabolical in any way whatsoever though, so dont get your hopes up.)I came out to Californi...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 23:45:00 GMT

cornish game hen < turducken < ostrich

Kremmm (2:10:04 AM): happy st pattys dayKremmm (2:10:06 AM): you drunk yet?ManffeaR (2:10:14 AM): already drinking whiskey and coffeeKremmm (2:10:25 AM): noiiiceKremmm (2:11:27 AM): makin me proudManf...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 02:21:00 GMT

Oscar predictions

Alright, it's my birthday AND it's oscar night. I'm home in California. Before I go jump in the hot tub and start drinking wine, I figured I might as well make myself useful in some way and predict ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 11:22:00 GMT

Homer

I like pizza, I like bagels, I like hot dogs with mustard and beer...I'll eat eggplant, I could even eat a baby deer! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, who's that baby deer on the lawn there?-Homer
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 21:48:00 GMT

Boo for viruses!

So, apparently I am the victim of some ridiculous myspace bulletin virus that is on a mission to make me look like a retarded asshole. Hmmm, interesting. I'd hope that most of you know me well enough ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 21:53:00 GMT