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Cornstar

Where's the DVR for my life?!

About Me

I can't stand grapefruit. I like to stick my hands into fresh bags of coffee beans. I like hanging out, playing pool, and performing satanic fertility rituals. this layout is from whateverlife.com!

My Interests

David Bowie's crotch in tight pants. And midget porn. Dammit, I meant little people porn.

I'd like to meet:

Jimmy Buffet. Just so I could punch him in the nuts.

Music:

I love the blues!!! I also enjoy classic rock, jazz, raggae, those types of things.

Movies:

Zombie movies, old black-and-white sci-fi/ horror movies, stupid comedies, and any movie that includes a scene in which an animal "attacks" someone and the actor has to pretend that a stuffed animal is ripping their neck apart.

Television:

Family Guy, MXC, Robot Chicken, The Simpsons, The Closer, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Cities of the Underworld, VH1 reality shows, and paternity test results on Maury Povich (my guilty pleasure).

Books:

I like reading about serial killers.

Heroes:

Those smart scientisits that tell me chocolate is good for my health. Hopefully, those scientists will soon discover the health benefits of Jager, too.