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jb

[radio static]

About Me

ok.
i finally had enough.
fuck you, myspace. i'm no longer going to bend over and take it while you plaster my screen with obtrusive, obnoxious, and generally supid advertisements (like the big blank one you so graciously allow me to "skip"). i refuse to deal with any more "unexpected errors". you know what? at this point WE EXPECT THEM. i'm sick of watching you piss around with these little side projects when your main site can't even fucking function properly. you obviously don't give a rat's ass whether or not i enjoy my experience here (i don't) so i'm packing my bags and heading elsewhere. virb.com is my new best friend. it's everything i ever wanted you to be and more.
(for those of you who follow me to the happiest place on the internet, here's my profile . see you there soon.)

My Interests

reading
forum whoring
sleeping
girls' nights
piercings
fuji apples
stewart's grape soda
retail therapy
going to shows
window seats
taking the scenic route
zubbles
shiraz/syrah
mango scented candles
pop art
colorful tattoos
valhalla boarding technologies
etc...

I'd like to meet:

the cool kids.

Music:

*trail of dead
ak-momo
andré 3000
the animals
*aqueduct
architecture in helsinki
bb king
bad religion
*the beatles
*beck
belle & sebastian
billy talent
cake
carole king
count basie
the cure
the dandy warhols
elastica
*fats domino
*the fire theft
garbage
the good life
gorillaz
green day
*harvey danger
hot hot heat
interpol
*jenny lewis & the watson twins
keane
the killers
massive attack
*matt costa
modest mouse
muse
*neko case
*the new pornographers nirvana
*no doubt
otis redding
pilot speed
*the postal service
the presidents of the usa
pretty girls make graves
*ratatat
*regina spektor
*rilo kiley
sade
*the shins
silversun pickups
simon & garfunkel
*smashing pumpkins
*snow patrol
sondre lerche
spin doctors
the stills
the sugarcubes
sweet water
*ted leo & the pharmacists
these arms are snakes
*tilly and the wall
tom waits
u2
the wallflowers
(1/2 of) the yeah yeah yeahs
zebrahead
etc...

Movies:

love actually
drop dead gorgeous
full metal jacket
when harry met sally
amelie
army of darkness
one hour photo
uhf
office space
boondock saints
little miss sunshine
children of men
kiss kiss bang bang
etc...

Television:

lost
the office
heroes
arrested development
the girls next door
project runway
etc...

Books:

lullaby and invisible monsters
- chuck palahniuk
catcher in the rye
- j.d. salinger
october sky
- homer hickam
letters from the earth
- mark twain
the amazing adventures of kavalier & clay
- michael chabon
the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
- douglas adams
the lovely bones
- alice sebold
1984 and animal farm
- george orwell
misfortune
- wesley stace
jane eyre
- charlotte bronte
pretty little dirty
- amanda boyden
the curious incident of the dog in the night-time
- mark haddon
me talk pretty one day
- david sedaris
etc...

My Blog

the following 4 pictures are highly enjoyable.

that is all....
Posted by ohjoy on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 01:35:00 PST

here's something that seems to happen to me at least once every 2 months

i get all dressed up. i do my makeup to perfection. i straighten my hair and make it all shiny. i spend the day looking forward to something...that doesn't end up happening.canceled plans are why god ...
Posted by ohjoy on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:06:00 PST

pics of the new digs

clickeroo.
Posted by ohjoy on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 12:00:00 PST

obadiah parker covers "hey ya"

you must go. the universe commands it.
Posted by ohjoy on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 07:07:00 PST

good 'times'

i like my jerb.it's pretty damn laid back compared to ikea (i do 2 things at a time instead of 200) and my boss is great. it's weird going back to working for someone who's reasonable and personable a...
Posted by ohjoy on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 07:41:00 PST

crazy freakin' week...

saturday: last day at ikea. ever. ever ever ever.sunday: packed the shit outta my stuff and got everything either shipped or crammed into the car.monday: woke up in california. drove for almost 17 hou...
Posted by ohjoy on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 05:17:00 PST

quizmajizz.

You are Dr. DoomDr. Doom 59%Mystique 58%Poison Ivy 54%Apocalypse 54%Lex Luthor 54%Dark Phoenix 54%Catwoman 52%Magneto 50%Green Goblin 50%Riddler 47%The Joker 46%Juggernaut 46%Venom 44%Two-Face 42%King...
Posted by ohjoy on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 07:30:00 PST

hooray for not bumming rides anymore!

mine, once BECU does their thing.yaaaaaaaaaaay.and to clarify:  no, i didn't buy it on ebay.  the dealership lists through ebay and craigslist, and this was the one with the pictures....
Posted by ohjoy on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 11:28:00 PST

i'm in town for a few days

in case that sort of thing excites you.i'll be driving a bunch of my crap up to seattle on the 4th, and then flying out on the 7th.  i'm mostly looking at apartments and such, so i won't have a b...
Posted by ohjoy on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 10:15:00 PST

things i will miss about california, pt. 1


Posted by ohjoy on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 08:03:00 PST