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Ryan J. Claudon

We're kissing eachother. Killing eachother under covers. Destiny's lovers devour eachother.

About Me

THESE ARE THE DAYS I WILL ALWAYS MISS.....I HATE cats! I LOVE having asthma!

My Interests

Huffing gas. Hurting the people i love the most. Sitting at home and thinking of clever put downs to tell my friends when they are depressed and lonely. Picking up chicks at shelters for abused women, getting them drunk and then telling the clever put downs that i spent all day the previous day thinking of. Saying hateful things at awkward times. Smoking my own body weight in weed. Hate crimes. Ave rats. Tits, clits, circle pits and bong hits. Women's lib.

I'd like to meet:

DONNIE DAVIES. The speaker of truth in a world gone mad!

Music:

BOTCH, oxbow, duran duran, peeping tom, lozen, MIKE PATTON, liars, !!! (chk chk chk), akimbo, BOTCH, nineironspitfire,MIKE PATTON, the pleasure boaters, owen hart, BOTCH, queens of the stoneage, kyuss, MONSTER MAGNET, p.j. harvey, atmosphere, aesop rock, tomahawk BOTCH, team sleep, roy orbison, nile, a.r.e weapons, brian jonestown massacre, christian death, chromatics, PIG DESTROYER, cavity, cave in (unless its after jupiter), BOTCH, arcade fire, chet baker, ISIS, PIG DESTROYER, chinese stars, clinic, coalesce, converge, BOTCH, the cure, daughters, the fitness, karp, the whip, PIG DESTROYER, the melvins, big business, mark lanegan, mars volta, mogwai, MONSTER MAGNET, the desert sessions, old man gloom, neurosis, nirvana, cocteau twins, down, ISIS, harkonen, godspeedyoublackemperor, playing enemy, high on fire, BOTCH, joy division, hot snakes, the jesus lizard, ISIS, das oath, the roots, PIG DESTROYER, red sparowes, the rapture, a swarm of lotus, today is the day, MONSTER MAGNET, eyehategod, goatsblood, graf orlock, jough dawn baker, the knife, anything with Michael Gira, masters of reality, kanye west, BOTCH, ISIS, MONSTER MAGNET, PIG DESTROYER and all things envolving MIKE PATTON

Movies:

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, Eastern Promises, Some Kind Of Monster: The Documentary Of Metallica, Mulholland Drive, National Treasure

Television:

I don't really care for that band

Books:

Our Band Could Be Your Life, Love Is A Dog From Hell, Love In The Time Of Cholera, No Country For Old Men, The Road, The Watchmen, Blood Meridian, Women, Post Office

Heroes:

MY BROTHER RULES!

My Blog

TOP 10 PEOPLE THAT I WISHED DIED IN 2006 ( IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER )

10. MICHAEL STIPE (LET'S BE HONEST, R.E.M IS ONE OF THE WORST BANDS OF ALL TIME. I GOT AN IDEA, WHY DOESN'T R.E.M. DO A TOUR WITH WEEZER. ONE OF THE SHOWS WILL BE IN HAWAII AND THEY WILL HAVE TO FLY T...
Posted by Ryan J. Claudon on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 02:12:00 PST

J.R. Hayes

Jennifer wrestled her friend playfully to the groundinfront of the snowcone stand and began licking at thegirls eyeballs, as if they were sugar cubes. Theirbodies convulsed and flailed with an almost ...
Posted by Ryan J. Claudon on Thu, 04 May 2006 10:58:00 PST

HELEN KELLER

Helen Keller does not exist.....she was made up by the government during the depression to help poor and starving americans through the trenches of  the stock market crash........but if she is re...
Posted by Ryan J. Claudon on Thu, 04 May 2006 10:53:00 PST

J.R. Hayes

I have become so obsessed with J.R. Hayes's (Pig Destroyer) lyrics lately. I think he has to be, at times, one of the greatest lyricists of metal music. This is why.......   Dear everything.Today...
Posted by Ryan J. Claudon on Thu, 04 May 2006 10:49:00 PST