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The Goth Crayon

Goth is dead, No one cares.

About Me

6'5", 180lbs when wearing 15 pounds of equipment. I get a kick out of weird stuff and enjoy things like planning an exodus in case a of legendary zombie uprising. Right now, I'm working for my degree in Internet technology (database engineering, C++, Html... the whole "wow, where's your pocket protector" shtick), and plan to be done with it in another year or so. I enjoy books immensely, and I don't mean Shakespeare and that nonsense. It has it's place, but not on my bookshelf. Books end up being to me like underwear for most guys: ragged, and well past the point where they're only still considered what they are by legal definition after an intense forensic investigation. I do tend to be random sometimes, but I don't overdose on chaos... people like that tend to have very lax views on things like hygiene and paying the rent. My humor can and does reflect that, but it's nothing to be worried about, the doctors said it wasn't contagious. I get a kick out of seeing packages of butter with contest advertisements and when (I used to smoke) 400lb crawling land monsters heave up next to me, wheezing with the effort, and tell me "Ya' know, smokin's bad for yew." On that note, I really don't deal well with blatantly stupid people. I know I'm not the sharpest shaving razor, but spending your entire paycheck/welfare check on spinny rims for the thing that carts your 1000MW speakers that you play rap on at 3am just screams "hit me with an axe handle. A lot." That's the one thing that irks me.
*Batteries not included, owner not responsible for central nervous system damage. See in-store for details.
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My Interests

Fatal Frame, metal sporks, energy drinks, wristwatches, Vodka, cartography, strategy board games, writing, war hammers, sculpting, parapsychology, Quest for Glory, Armor, Hendricks Gin, black lights, boots, Abandonware, breathing, Castlevania, gobs and gobs of delicious money, cleaning, commander keen, crimson, Cthulhu, cudgels, digital cameras, electronic implants, ephedrine, experimental weapons, fae, Everclear, fishnets, nanites, Gabriel Knight, Gainesville, Project G.K.R., H.P. Lovecraft, hate, creeks, icee, King's Quest, Kyrandia, letter openers, Lovecraft, rock climbing, my room, ninjas, ninjitsu, people-watching, tree climbing, reading, Red Bull, cheese, rum, Sherlock Holmes, synthesizers, System Shock 2, Tesla, Octarine, the occult, The Shroud, ti-83+ calculators, Transformers, trees, /b/, photography, folk music, zombies, brushing my teeth, climbing things that shouldn't be

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Music:

Type O Negative, Arch Enemy, Deadstar Assembly, Blind Guardian, Electric Hellfire Club, Meshuggah, Tiamat, The Shroud, Borknagar, The Magnetic Fields, Switchblade Symphony, Element, Old Man's Child, Moonspell, The Chamelions, God Module, Snog, Opeth, Boards of Canada, Lustmord, Sonata Arctica, Opera IX, Fields of the Nephilim, and Steve Roach.

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, anything with Bruce Campbell, Clerks II, Dead Zone, Short Circuit, Robin Hood, any of the Pratchett cartoons, Bill Pete, and Ralph Bakshi movies, Idiocracy, Sneakers,

Television:

Myth Busters, How It's Made, The Dresden Files, Dirty Jobs... pretty much the Sci-Fi, Discovery and History channels.

Books:

The Discworld series, Neuromancer, any of the Sherlock Holmes books, H.P. Lovecraft, R.A. Salvatore, Jim Butcher, Brian Lumley.

Heroes:

George Takei[Additional Positions Open, apply within.]

My Blog

My Actual Journal

In case you didn't know, this is my actual journal/personal sponge of information. Be forewarned... and entertained. http://www.livejournal.com/users/goth_crayon
Posted by The Goth Crayon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Surgery

Woo hoo, it's only two more days until I get these blasted tonsils removed. They say I'll be down and out for at least 2 weeks, so I better have some visitors... : )
Posted by The Goth Crayon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST