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jason is the radio

karateoke ninja master

About Me

.. i'm the new guy at 106.5 THE Zone. i used to work at tower 98-3 but i brought too much rock fury and they couldn't handle it. at least thats what i'm going with. i like to argue politics over shots of whiskey, peppermint schnapps and cheap beer at the bar. i'm a karaoke junkie, cuz' i suck at being in a band. i listen to everything from mims and young jeezy(go getta is the jam) to emperor and N.I.V i wanna start a cult that has the belief that senator ted kennedy is the risen messiah given domain here on earth from aliens, you ever him talk...maybe it could just be all that vodka. during the day i work the front desk at one of the top toni and guy salons in the country (it's on our sign, it must be true). i'm not right wing or left wing, i think they both suck. I love coast to coast am w/ george noory. santa clause is real along w/ bigfoot, lochness monster, and little green men. deal with it. .. my aim is xoldxskewlx...know me or not i don't care my phone is 419.555.HAHA
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: emo
Birthday: 10.05.78
Birthplace: gurnee, ill
Current Location: glass city
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: look at a skunk
Height: 6 foot
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: black metal...you gotta google that one
The Shoes You Wore Today: black sketchers
Your Weakness: failure
Your Fears: failure...hmm
Your Perfect Pizza: all meat extra cheese...uggghhh.....pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: hopefully getting and on air job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: itz hard to pee w/ a hard-on
Your Best Physical Feature: my ass
Your Bedtime: bed time??
Your Most Missed Memory: i can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: mt.dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: which ever is cheaper that day
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ooooohhh...
Chocolate or Vanilla: cosmopolitan
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: f' yeah
Do you Sing: i try really hard
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: i am right now....awww
Do you want to go to College: did that
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Are you a Health Freak: hahaha thatz funny
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: air guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: constantly
In the past month have you Smoked: only cigs
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: eewww..
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no itz january
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only my gf's heart
Ever been Drunk: last night
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in a blaze of glory
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a junkie
What country would you most like to Visit: isreal
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue/green
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: as long as i can stll pull on it...i don't care
Height: about mine
Weight: about mine...maybe less
Best Clothing Style: you have your own
Number of Drugs I have taken: hopefully not that many
Number of CDs I own: at least one carrier full
Number of Piercings: 3-5
Number of Tattoos: at least one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: hopefully nothing
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My Interests

I don't sing for anyone. don't have the time and i'm not that good at it apparently, from what scenester kinds seem to think...i can however rock the karateoke me like a ninja though. Going to shows, DJ'd on my radio show Oi! for Metal, which by the way was on every tuesday night on 88.3 wxut from 8-10pm, if you missed it you suck! family and friends. I'm also currently the new part-timer for 106.5 THE ZONE, check me out. it's gonna be HIlarious

I'd like to meet:

someone who thinks that KORN is HIlarious ..

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Music:

epic orchestral metal songs about dragons, wizards and errant knights on noble quests to save damsels in distress, champion, donnybrook. miles away. ramallah. Xdiehard youthX. and anything else i can bro down to.

Movies:

basically anything that you can feel is killing brain cells as you watch it, saving pvt. ryan, shawshank redemption, the green mile, anything wit pauly shore in it is a guaranteed classic, dead alive, meet the feebles, bad taste, cannibal the musical, killer tongue, and anything from troma INC.

Television:

not much but History channel, comedy central, PBS, Discovery channel and Sci-Fi channel...yeah i know i'm a loser

Books:

the gunslinger novels, son of a preacher man by Jay Bakker, The Prayer of Jabez and and The Wager always makes me weepy, lots of comics, and finally war and peace. . .i'm serious

Heroes:

my dad, frank stallone (funniest man alive), conan o'brian, and my friends.

My Blog

new

..> so i'm leaving tower 98-3 for 106.5 the zone. i'm gonna miss it. not the bull honkey that went along with it, but the music, and the people.  much love my crew in XmonroeX. my first on air ...
Posted by jason is the radio on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:15:00 PST

poo and stress

emo is toledo's new rock alternative. more news to come
Posted by jason is the radio on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:15:00 PST

i suck and thanks

this is the hardest letter EVER!!! obtained w/o permission from fark.com from an article on wired.com Sheep, Wolves and Sheepdogs This letter was written by Charles Grennel and his comrades, vetera...
Posted by jason is the radio on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 09:29:00 PST

economy -101

..> so on the most relaxing vacation i've EVER had.  one night after consuming copious amounts of beer at a party then going back to the campsite to consume more beer jo, kibble, jennah and my...
Posted by jason is the radio on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 07:44:00 PST

that's just not right

okay here's the deal, found these quotes but you gotta guess who they are about.  bet you can't. the answers are at the bottom of the page. DON'T CHEAT!!! 1."one of the most improper and incompet...
Posted by jason is the radio on Fri, 11 May 2007 02:05:00 PST

then there's this guy

if aliens are like how they were portryayed in "V." i hope these guys get eaten first.What!?!?!?!
Posted by jason is the radio on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 01:34:00 PST

finish this lyric "don't forget the struggle, don't forget...."

what record or cd or tape changed your life, view of the world etc... i'll start.... focused, "the hope that lies within"  now GO!
Posted by jason is the radio on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:08:00 PST

"and...you are?"...in my best david spade impersonation

i've kinda had enough of this question..."so how's tower?" but said with a smirk as if i'm supposed to be ashamed of working there.  first off, the station's called tower 98-3, not tower, not tow...
Posted by jason is the radio on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:04:00 PST

a peice of me died last night

since i haven't blogged in awhile, i thought i would give everyone an update on me...people care about this? that's right ladies that never wanted me in the first place, i am now engaged to the coole...
Posted by jason is the radio on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 05:16:00 PST

song?

V.1 it's a cold dark night/ this would make poe proud walking around town w/ my slit wrists out/ thought i was a gonner (sic?) till you came around/ last stand of a coward this is how i'm goind out. ...
Posted by jason is the radio on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 10:38:00 PST