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Severe Knife Fight Damage!

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About Me

Who I am is hard to define. Instead of writing about myself, I had requested that my friends send me their own one sentence descriptions of me. The following is the result. Oh, and by the way, if you didn’t send me a sentence, go ahead and do it. I’ll add it. By the same token, if you think of anything to add to this, send it to me. Life is an ongoing experience, and this should reflect that.
I am the orange hat guy. I’m a founding member of the Bier Stube Karaoke Mafia. In fact, I’m the Godfather. I am without a doubt, superfly. Some have called me the best white Jay-Z impressionist ever. I’m like Gail’s dad, only younger and slightly cooler. I’m cultured, intelligent and cynical. My political leaning is Libertarian. Like 95 percent of people, I have an above average sense of humor. Some folks think I listen to weird music. I prefer to call it eclectic. I’m a mixtape guru. I try to be thoughtful. I’m a family and friends man. In an alternate reality, I’m a stealth ninja that murders sheep instead of counting them to go to sleep. Sometimes I am just a friend of a friend. A friend-in-law, if you will. Give it time. I’ll win you over. I used to orchestrate sweet tunes at Lone Star on Monday nights. I’m an intense person. I fully immerse myself in the things I believe to be worthwhile, such as family, hockey, friends and politics, to name a few, which, after family are not necessarily in any order of importance. I can rap, but I still know how to rock. I aspire to be a great father and my love for my daughter knows no end. Whiskey has been known to make me silly. I am thought provoking AND hilarious to be around. Did I mention I love to make mixtapes? I try to inspire people to not get caught up in the “but what will everyone think of me?” game. Just be yourself and then ask them what they think of you. That’s what I did.
I am me. And I have stopped searching forever

My Interests

See below for a peek inside what I find entertaining.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone...on my terms.

Music:

Where do I start? For a look inside what I find aurally pleasing, click on my MUSIC PAGE, located in my top friends, and browse from there, or click here to listen to my Pandora station.

Some other goodies:

Movies:

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Every movie has at least one redeeming quality. Except Battlefield Earth. There is always an exception to the rule. And Battlefield Earth my friends, is a big stinky pile of exception.

Books:

I'm busy writing the great American novel.

Heroes:

You and your gosh-darned handsome/beautiful face.

My Blog

This pretty much sums it up.

Dear Michigan,You're pathetic.Signed, Everyone.
Posted by Severe Knife Fight Damage! on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 01:25:00 PST

100 Days, 100 Nights

I love Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings. They're playing here in Indy tomorrow night, but I won't be able to go. Such is life.  ...
Posted by Severe Knife Fight Damage! on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 07:53:00 PST

Catching dead boogers with Brodie on a Friday night.

Brodie has been a little congested the past few days. Her nose has been stuffy. During dinner she decides to try and "catch some boogers."Fantastic.She gets a tissue and twists it up to fit inside her...
Posted by Severe Knife Fight Damage! on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 03:20:00 PST

A Sunday Smile

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Posted by Severe Knife Fight Damage! on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 08:16:00 PST

Dark Eyes

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Posted by Severe Knife Fight Damage! on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 03:41:00 PST

Canada

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Posted by Severe Knife Fight Damage! on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 04:21:00 PST

Saturday Looks Good To Me

late night tv needs more interviews with cartoons.--------------------------------------------------- ---------------------me and the fam are coming back to toledo this weekend for brodie's b...
Posted by Severe Knife Fight Damage! on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 05:37:00 PST

Richard Hawley

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Posted by Severe Knife Fight Damage! on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:36:00 PST

RAMP

no. you can't have those 3 minutes back....
Posted by Severe Knife Fight Damage! on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 03:59:00 PST

Radiohead

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Posted by Severe Knife Fight Damage! on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 07:11:00 PST