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(Actually, I am quite good in the art of cookery) -- whatever, i still like this boob photo.... (updated on September 18, 2007)ABOUT ME:I am overly excited, overly sensitive, overly loving, overly caring, overly heartbroken, overly jealous, overly protective, overly suspicious, overly critical, overly outspoken, overly crude, overly nasty, overly devoted, overly concerned about sex, overly concerned about You.Nothing you do will make me satisfied. Everything you do will irritate me. I will continue to suspect you of doing something behind my back, in the meantime, I'm stabbing yours in defense.If you don't smile back the first time we meet – fuck you!I always have a Plan B.I have an I.Q. of 160 and a P&Q like Cartman.I laugh when I am sad and cry when I am happy.I make eye contact with everyone, including Mexicans selling oranges on the street. (You know you try to avoid them, you dick).I either love you or hate you. Don’t take it personally, either way. What do I know?I will forget your birthday and probably miss your calls.I multi task 24/7 but hate TOO active lives.Don't chew with your mouth open or burp like a bullfrog. I just might puke.I love/pity animals more than humans.I need a massage every day and a ________ every hour.If you are going to lie. Do it well. ( I’ll find out, you lousy fuck ).I eat chocolate chip pancakes for dinner and lucky charms for dessert.If you don't make me laugh, I do not want to be around you. If you are not a good listener, you will never be a good friend to me.I like it when you touch me. Okay, not always.I’ll stand up for your stupid ass.Always try butt sex at least once in your life. (Please make sure to lube correctly to negate any hemorrhoidal disfunction.Have sex on your/her period.I say stupid things.I queef on demand.I was an actor and dancer ... in college.. wait, did I go to college?I like to dye my hair out of boredom and then regret that I damaged my hair.I stopped eating beef after the movie "Fast Food Nation"I can’t go through my day without four shots of espresso napoletano and another later with milk. (preferably not breast milk… or goat).I’ll take on a good challenge -- especially for bad things – like you. …?I dated Fabio.You are probably scared of me, but every so often intrigued.OKay... That is all for now.If you have read this entire thing, I am assuming I once dated you, you are my best friend and keeping up on my life, you are stalking me, or just curious. Either way -- I Like You. Very much.~Marcela

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And Here is my lover, Hugh Jackman (and myself), sneaking hugs (and a few gropes) before his next scene in "The Prestige"... personally, not as good as "The Illutionist, but... hey. Can't meet 'em all. (... and NO - This is NOT photoshopped like my Jim Carrey Wedding Album photo!);"