Reasons Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn... |
REASONS WHY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS HARD TO LEARN1) The bandage was wound around the wound.2) The farm was used to produce produce.3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.4) We must ...
Posted by Avo on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:48:00 PST |
Alone |
Alone Lying, thinkingLast nightHow to find my soul a homeWhere water is not thirstyAnd bread loaf is not stoneI came up with one thingAnd I don't believe I'm wrongThat nobody,But nobodyCan make it ou...
Posted by Avo on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 06:37:00 PST |
Guys, there are some things we do that drive women crazy. |
Guys, there are some things we do that drive women crazy.You may not want to hear about it, but "Netscape.Com's" relationship expert - Laura Snyder - wants you to know what they are. She says generall...
Posted by Avo on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 04:13:00 PST |
The Female Rules |
1. The Female always makes The Rules. 2. The Rules are subject to change without notice. 3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must im...
Posted by Avo on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 09:26:00 PST |
The Irish Shamrock |
The origins of the shamrock are lost in antiquity, but legend suggests that it was used by St. Patrick in the fifth century to demonstrate the meaning of the Trinity. The shamrock is found on Irish me...
Posted by Avo on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:56:00 PST |
FRIENDS V/S. ARMENIAN FRIENDS |
FRIENDS: Never ask for foodARMENIAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.ARMENIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.ARM...
Posted by Avo on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 02:38:00 PST |
HALLOWEEN...UNMASKED |
Halloween is a pagan festival of the ancient Druids which honors Sambain, the "lord of the dead." It predates Christianity. Food and gifts were provided by the people as "teats" in order t...
Posted by Avo on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 02:52:00 PST |
We are a moment... |
Be Unto Your Name(Lynn DeShazo, Gary Sadler)We are a moment, You are foreverLord of the ages, God before timeWe are a vapor, You are eternalLove everlasting reigning on high.Chorus:Holy, holy Lord God...
Posted by Avo on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 04:03:00 PST |
Resume |
The Resume of Jesus Christ
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Posted by Avo on Thu, 04 May 2006 10:34:00 PST |
The Cross Understanding Your True Worth |
Jesus walked on many roads during his brief time on earth. The roads He walked on led Him through valleys and over hilltops, they brought Him through crowded city streets and quiet villages, they guid...
Posted by Avo on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 11:14:00 PST |
