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awkwardness

I...um....uh....

About Me

I show up when you are trying to have everything be perfect. I'm the one that makes you go in for the kiss at the wrong time or say "I love you" way too soon. I make you stammer and blush. I am the quirky habit you have but try to hide around people you don't know. Nervousness is my best friend and we get together with Embarrassment a lot.

My Interests

catching your parents having sex, having food stuck in your teeth, clothes that don't fit, "the morning after" type situations, seeing people you've met but not acknowledging them because you think they don't remember you, admitting to someone that you have a crush on them and they're not interested/having a crush admitted to you that you're not interested in, family get-togethers, high school reunions, interventions, serious meetings, any time "we have to talk" is said...

I'd like to meet:

We're all well-aquainted already, just looking for people who know me and want to show that I am a part of them too.

Music:

anything classified as a "guilty pleasure"...pop music, mostly, that you'd hate to admit that you owned

Heroes:

bad-timing, overanxiousness, jealousy, self-doubt, alcohol