Toast. Sweet, sweet caffeine. The combining of these with sitting on my sofa. For other distractions from my all consuming inner rage see frighteningly long lists lurking elsewhere.
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adopt your own virtual pet!Do you see what I've done here?
I am a genius, I know
The world's greatest living thinker. "Women are different from us Earl, we're men and they're not. They're women..." One day all humanity will take a lead from his wisdom.
Go here now please. I'll know if you don't and I'll do bad, bad things to you.
Not nice bad things either, the kind you'd derive perverse pleasure from you sick fucks. Oh no. Terrible things. Things that would make hearing a thousand fingernails dragged across a thousand black boards for eternity seem like sleeping on a water bed full of chocolate mousse.Look just go to the page ok.
Praise Christ!! Let's Go!!
In no particular order: Thursday, Thrice, Fordirelifesake, Boysetsfire, Misery Signals, Coheed and Cambria, Iron Maiden, Metallica, In Flames, Mastodon, The Blood Brothers, Meat Loaf (and YOU love him too, why do you keep fooling yourself? Let Loaf in), AFI, Killswitch Engage, Atreyu, Moneen, He is Legend, Hit the Lights, 3 inches of blood, Foo Fighters, My Chemical Romance (because I am a 14 year old girl) Funeral for a Friend, Norma Jean, Saosin, Rage Against the Machine, DEFTONES, Tool, A Perfect Circle, NIN, Devil Sold His Soul, Rise Against, System of a Down, Weezer, Bon Jovi (and you love them too, Just admit it), Aerosmith, JOURNEY, 18 visions, Fall of Troy, Misfits, At the Drive-in, Mars Volta, Million Dead,REM, Radiohead, Muse, Every single song from the Mighty Boosh. That's more than enough to be going on with. Oh and not forgetting the Bear song.
Transformers, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, My Neighbour Totoro, Pom Poko, The Cat Returns, Porco Rosso, Howl's Moving Castle, Mirrormask, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Begins, Star Wars, LOTR, Indiana Jones, Nightmare Berfore Christmas, Corpse Bride, Labyrinth, Willow, Charlie & The Chocolate Factory, Monty Python films, Shaun of the Dead, Final Fantasy: Advent Children looks pretty but the game was better because it made drug dealers cry. Anyone who disagees with me is an arse.
Spaced, Black Books, Mighty Boosh, Peep Show, Mitchell and Webb,Blackadder, Alan Partridge, The Office, Extras, Scrubs, Nathan Barley, Lost, 24, Transformers, Fawlty Towers, The IT Crowd, The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, The faintly naff tv series of Neverwhere from back when I was at school, all the rubbish I watched as a child that warped me so severely (mainly cartoons & wildlife documentaries then) This.
Neil Gaiman (can do no wrong), George R R Martin, China Mieville. I adore everything I've read by these three. As for others well Jeff Vandermeer, Neal Stephenson, Ian R. Macleod, Mark Gatiss, Dan Simmons and Hal Duncan have all put out books that I've really enjoyed. As for comics, weeeellll.... Bear (oh how I do love Bear!), Sandman, Watchmen, Fables, Serenity Rose, Hellboy, B.P.R.D, Preacher, Top Ten, V for Vendetta, Transmetropolitan, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, JTHM, Squee, I luv Halloween, 30 days of Night, Peanuts, Amazing Screw on Head, to name a few.
Jamie Smart, Neil Gaiman, Optimus Prime, China Mieville, Simon Pegg, Hayao Miyazaki, George R R Martin, Bob Fossil.