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About Me

I had this idea for a short film feature at work once...
It should be some guy just working by himself, then he should grab a walky-talky and say, "Simmons, what's your 20?" And Simmons wouldn't answer, so he'd be mad when he repeated, "God damn it, Simmons, what's your 20?"
Then he should walk across his store scowling, there would be no customers, and then he should walk up to a mannequin and shout, "GOD DAMN IT SIMMONS, DO WE HAVE TO GO OVER THIS EVERY DAY? GRAB A WALKY-TALKY! I'm going on break now."
And then he should go across the street and pull on the door to a restaurant only to find it locked and then he'll say, "Jesus christ, they must've closed early again, this is the fifth time this week."
If you don't like or at least comprehend this story, you probably don't want to be friends with me.

My Interests

-Caffeine and my palpitating heart
-Coffee
-Economics
-Liek, oh em gee, I lurves my significant other, let me blather to you about him/her even though you wont care -Misanthropy
-Nihilism
-Not hanging out with friends
-Off-fending yoong lehdihs wiv muh fehk ac-cent
-Riddles
-Sprite Comics
-Unionized labor
-Utilizing superfluous vocabulary words to add to the perplexity of the common statements that likely irk you.
-Variables
-Writing

I'd like to meet:

Music:

-Action Action
-AFI
-Akon
-Bayside
-Blaqk Audio
-Bush
-Collins, Phil
-Cure, The
-(early)Death Cab for Cutie
-Depeche Mode
-Eve 6
-Elliott Smith
-Faint, The
-Good Life, The
-Luchagors, The
-Metric
-Modest Mouse
-Muse
-Nightmare of You
-(Early) Nine Inch Nails
-Okkervil River
-Our Lady Peace
-Orgy
-Placebo
-Pulp
-Spill Canvas, The
-Ted Leo & The Pharmacists
-Trespassers William

Movies:

-Alice in Wonderland
-Beautiful Mind, A
-Brick
-Butterfly Effect, The
-Devil's Advocate, The
-Disturbing Behavior
-Ella Enchanted
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
-Event Horizon
-Fountain, The
-Hole, The
-I -In the Mouth of Madness
-Island, The
-Lost Highway
-Love Object
-Memento
-Mulholland Drive
-Number 23, The
-The Re-Animator Trilogy
-Return of the Living Dead III
-Spider-Man 2
-Spider-Man 3
-Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
-Stay
-Sweeney Todd
-Trojan War
-Vanilla Sky
-Windchill

Television:

Invader Zim
1/2-1 hour horror/sci-fi shows.

Books:

-Frankenstein
-Isaac Asimov's I, Robot,
-The Secret Diary of Laura Palmer,
-Flowers for Algernon,
-E.T.A. Hoffman's The Sandman ,
-Seize the Night by Dean Koontz
-Kurt Vonnegut novels are pretty good,
-Coraline by Neil Gaiman was good (which kills me to admit),
-Piers Anthony's Xanth novels are also pretty good.
-The Giver
As far as graphic novels are concerned...
-Saikano,
-Simon Dark
Batman: The Killing Joke
and
-Roman Dirge stuff are pretty much tops.

Heroes:

My sister, who can compile a CD like no one's business.

My Blog

GED (part one)

He's wearin' glasses, but he has no eyes! ...
Posted by Josiah on Sat, 31 May 2008 02:28:00 PST

Job Fair

Oh-ho-ho... I try to do this on a weekly basis, however, I go on mini-vacation starting Wednesday, and I haven't yet decided if that means more or less Gwynplaine's Smile... On the chance that it mean...
Posted by Josiah on Mon, 19 May 2008 11:46:00 PST

Gunman

I realized, of course, after about the third frame that this was, in fact, not funny at all... But, uhh... y'know, I hate Jeff Dunham... Thought you should know.Also, this was my experiment with black...
Posted by Josiah on Sat, 17 May 2008 04:30:00 PST

Racism

This concept was brought on by Matt Daragh talking about stupid Drizzt the Drow Elf... Who ruined Drow Elves by making all of them like him... ...
Posted by Josiah on Fri, 09 May 2008 03:23:00 PST

Drop Out

"When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be."That has nothing to do with this comic, it is, however, a frequent quote going through my head, I thought maybe ...
Posted by Josiah on Sat, 03 May 2008 12:18:00 PST

School Councelors

No time for silly blatherings, I needed to be asleep an hour ago... Saturdays suck until 12:30pm. ...
Posted by Josiah on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 05:17:00 PST

Vote For Gwynplaine

This is a continuation to Feed Us Fetus, now our seven year old aborted fetus is in high school, trying to be class president, in case you couldn’t comprehend that by reading the comic.Happy Eas...
Posted by Josiah on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:53:00 PST

Super Menethil Bro.s 3

I’m just saying... who cares about some damn princess when there’s an open throne right in front of you. ...
Posted by Josiah on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 09:12:00 PST

Feed Us Fetus

My average comic will take me two hours to draw and look like crap... This, which I put a lot more effort into (which will amuse me becuase this is supposed to just be filler), took me TWO DAYS.It loo...
Posted by Josiah on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 05:29:00 PST

My Creepy Valentine--A Short Story

Getting Ready Dear Journal, I've searched all of those retail stores for the "basics" for Valentine's Day, Jayne was supposed to join me, but she was sicker than usual. So I had to s...
Posted by Josiah on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:19:00 PST