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A. M Wolton - Test Pilot Music

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About Me


Main focus: Test Pilot Music Ltd - a music publishing company, which takes up a lot of my time
If you are a band/artist/producer then add me here: TEST PILOT MUSIC
This photo makes me laugh, a lot:
Sophie is very distressed as she has just knocked the business-end of my fag onto my crotch. I quite obviously remain entirely clueless.
Much like everyone else on myspace, I I have an amazing girlfriend, her name is Rebecca. She means the world to me and has made a tremendous impact on my life.. in all the right ways. BIG LOVES ♥
I frequently indulge in geeky 'really cool' persuits.
These include, but are not limited to comic books, obscure cinema, Studio Ghibli/Manga related things, photography and playing with video cameras. Certain computer games are rather fantastic and make me want to cease leaving the house altogether.
But only sometimes. My friends are pretty legendary.
Give yourselves a collective pat on the back. I like to play guitar. It is far from being a talent, but im working on it. Given the chance I would punch each member of McFly in the face, several times. I don't like to drink. I am more than capable of being loud, clumsy, forgetful, crude and tactless without consuming alcohol. Being vegan is quite fantastic. When I talk about films I am unbearably pretentious.
For this I am sorry. I am quite good at lowering the tone of otherwise perfectly charming social situations and often should not be allowed to interact with the general public.
I find this amusing, you might not. I I think Dr. Pepper is wrong on all levels and to quote Allan Partridge, it 'tastes like fizzy benelin' Coffee. Black. Two sugars.

My Interests

I ♥ Stuff
Music: Listening to/Playing Guitar/Mixing/Composing and LEARNING (always learning)
Drawing
Writing
Monkeys
Tattoos
Piercings
Being a vegan
Pokemon
Chavlotte
Making films
Big sticks
Staying in bed too late and missing most of the day
laughing til it hurts
Poking drunk people
Skating
Photography
Thundercats
poor grammar and my dog.. Steven

I'd like to meet:

Funny People. Film makers. Musicians. Artists. Promotors. Booking agents. Club managers. Music journalists etc. Anyone with some degree of imagination. Cretins (and Jo) need not apply.

Leave me a comment:
Like 'Hi, how are you?' or 'Isn't the FTSE 100 doing well?' but please, dear god, do not use the word 'blates' anywhere near me or I will fast become irritable and maybe even violent

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Music:

EVERYTHING

- At the moment : TRANCE, TRANCE, TRANCE and TRANCE
- Folk
- Downbeat
- Acoustic
- Blues
- Electro
- D n B
- Rock
- Metal
- Jazz
- Jungle
- Reggae
- Ambient
- Trance
- Happy Hardcore
- Dub Step
- Trip Hop
- Psytrance
- Classical
- Trance Euphoria
- Afro Beat
In particular:

Ani Difranco ,The Waifs, Delerium, Frou Frou & Imogen Heap, OneLineDrawing + New End Original, William Orbit, Faithless, Rodrigo Y Gabriella Roni Size, Q Project, Bob Marley, Innerheart, Sublime, Coheed & Cambria, DJ Hype, The Ganja Cru, Bedouin Sound Clash, Billy Bragg, Robert Miles, Congo Natty, Chicane, Kruder & Dorfmeister, ATB, Daft Punk, Markus Shulz, Top Cat, Bad Company, Daniel Johnston, Andy C, Ed Rush and Optical, Ben Kweller, King Tubby, Lee 'Scratch' Perry, Barrington Levy, Antony & The Johnsons, Jackson Brown, ladytron, Devendra Barnhart The Horrorpops, Le Tigre, The Cramps, Tiger Army, AFI, Coco Rosie, Joanna Newsom, Ben Harper, Jack Johnson, The Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players, Taking Back Sunday, Cap'n Jazz, Total Science, The Shins, Brand New, Bright Eyes, Modest Mouse, Cake, Cat Stephens, Lynyrd Skynard, Bob Dylan, Miles Davis, Bad manners, john mayher, Breaking Pangaea, DJ Shadow, Mr Scruff, Chicane, Helix, Darwin, Infected Mushroom, CLSM, Brian Eno, Robert Fripp, 2Good, Adele Swallow... The list goes on

Movies:

Good Ones

Sunset Boulevard,Shawshank Redemption, Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice, City of God, Y Tu Mama Tambien, the 3 Colours Trilogy, Virgin Suicides, Gus Van Sant films, Dazed and Confused, Das Experiment, Battle Royale, Ichi The Killer, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Se7en, Le Homme Du Train, The Awful Truth, Fargo, La Heine any of the Monty Python films and Free Bird the lynyrd skynard story.
Dir: Michel Gondry/Chris Cunningham/Jan Svankmaer/the obligatory Q. Tarrintino/David Fincher
Anything by Jean Luc Goddard: In particular Bande a Part

Books:

At the moment.. Jack kerouac

Heroes:

Ani Difranco - Musical and Business genius all roled into one

My Blog

My friday nite sucked because...

...Justine, Adele and myself thought it would be nice to go and see Colin at the Locks in Geldeston, which usually looks like this:However, last night it had become a small island in its own right and...
Posted by A. M Wolton - Test Pilot Music on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 03:17:00 PST

Dumb Brits

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts. 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives inste...
Posted by A. M Wolton - Test Pilot Music on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:48:00 PST

Sam makes better films than I do however..

DIRT BOX.. need I say more..poo tv clockwork orange adAdd to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by A. M Wolton - Test Pilot Music on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 06:23:00 PST

James Bond

..Is actually amazing!When I grow up, I want to be JAMES BOND!! Numerous people have confirmed for me that this would be a good, solid life plan and also I have had an offer of marriage from one Miss ...
Posted by A. M Wolton - Test Pilot Music on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 03:27:00 PST

When I get bored I make films...

and stuff... Like this:Coco RosieAdd to My Profile | More VideosBefore A) I compressed it so much that it's a tiny little blur just small enough to fit on myspace and B) college made me make it in to...
Posted by A. M Wolton - Test Pilot Music on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:45:00 PST

banksy

For all your banksy needs.. and if your too lazy to go hunting for it: http://dj-styli.blogspot.com/2006/09/banksy-location-map.htm l
Posted by A. M Wolton - Test Pilot Music on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 04:58:00 PST