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.oO*Eat-Me*Oo.

You dont know me, I dont owe you

About Me


Halley Jade Porter. is my name. Stripping used to be my fame. I quit that shit now im off to better things going to TN Where people live it up in the rhinestone bling.Yeah yeah, im not a writer.anyway, about me....the name is as is. a friend of mine called me and told me that im 98 percent FAKE. Which I wont lie..its TRUE. My face has been changed...due to cosmetic surgery. For instance: nose job, fuller lips, face lift, laser hair removal on my brows, my teeth are fake (veeners), i had a lobe reduction (gettin smaller ears), buttchin removal. My tits are fake, I've had lipo and stomache staple..(i did used to be a lil chunkie...when i was younger.), my ass is basically fake. my tan, fake. hair, is naturally red...i have it dyed professionally. its naturally wavy, i get it salon "pressed". nails, fake. i even wear fake toenails.omg. uhm, my eyes are about the ONLY THING ON ME that isnt fake. my pussy isnt fake though... lol. But if i could have smaller lips,down there, i would totally do it. haha.So yeah, my friend is right...i'm like...a barbie doll.i have a son, named Jackson he'll be a year old in december. i dont have custody of him...but i see him on the holidays. rips your heart out. anyway, if you have any further questions, note me.

My Interests

dancing, drinking, meeting new friends, seeing old friends, kids, travel.

I'd like to meet:

anyone and everyone. old and new.

Music:

anything basically, i dont care for techno though.

Movies:

i love romance comedies.

Television:

mind of mencia

Books:

none.

Heroes:

my son. my family. my friends.

My Blog

I'm scared

FUCKIN LEAVE ME ALONE, DARA!  
Posted by .oO*Eat-Me*Oo. on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:13:00 PST

dara convo

me: why are you mad? dara: because you're fuckin posting shit that never was fuckin said or done, i dont even see you on yahoo...stupid cunt me: no one else knows that, so like it matters? where i got...
Posted by .oO*Eat-Me*Oo. on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:10:00 PST

DARA IS A WHORE!!

Dara, www.myspace.com/daradlee IS A MOTHER FUCKING WHORE!! SHE SAYS I POSTED A BLOG ABOUT HER AND VOODOO OR SOMETHIN LIKE THAT, AND I DIDNT. I HAVENT SAID SHIT ABOUT VOODOO OR DARA... OR ANYTHING ABO...
Posted by .oO*Eat-Me*Oo. on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:04:00 PST